10th most-quoted character in Batman: The Animated Series: in 12 of its 277 quotes
Most scenes with: Batman (4), Joker (4), Penguin (3)
Scenes with Two-Face 12
[In a nightmare, Harvey is being chased by a dark shadow. He suddenly realizes he is standing on a collapsing wooden bridge]
Stay back! [the shadow reveals itself to be Batman]
Harvey, please, let me help you!
You?! You saw what was happening! You knew that something was terribly wrong with me! I thought you were my friend! You should have been able to help me--but you didn't! [Harvey covers his face with his two hands, now transformed into Two-Face]
Two-Face
NOW LOOK AT ME!!
But I tried, Harvey. I... [the bridge pulls itself apart, causing Two-Face to fall off] Harvey!
Two-Face
[Plummets into an abyss of glowing red light] WHY COULDN'T YOU SAVE ME...?!!
[Batman looks down the edge and gasps. He sees his late parents Thomas and Martha Wayne]
TWThomas Wayne
Why couldn't you save us, son?
[Bruce wakes up. He then turns to a photo of Two-Face from a newspaper]
So what are you dreaming tonight, Harvey? Peaceful dreams? Nightmares? Maybe both at once. Sleep well, my friend. Whether you are, whatever you've become... I will save you. I swear.
Two-Face
This is my world now. A dichotomy of order and chaos - just like me.
GGrace
Harvey, what's happened to your mind, your feelings? You used to listen to your feelings.
Two-Face
[flipping his coin] This is what I listen to now. Chance, Grace. Chance is everything. Whether you're born or not, whether you live or die, whether you're good or bad... it's all arbitrary.
GGrace
That's nonsense, Harvey. Was it chance that made you District Attorney? Was it chance that made you fall in love with me? Take control of your life, Harvey.
[Two-Face grabs a tommy gun and aims at Thorne]
No! Two-Face, don't! [to Batman] You can't let him!
GGrace
Harvey! What are you doing?!
Two-Face
Taking control of my life.
Two-Face
"The law"?! [takes out his coin] Here's the only law! The law of averages! The great equalizer!
[Two-Face flips the coin, but Batman throws out a crate of other coins, and Two-Face's is lost among them as they spill out]
Two-Face
NO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! [searches through them] My coin! Where is it?! I can't decide without...! Oh no, it's gotta be here, it's gotta! I HAVE TO HAVE IT!!!
GGrace
It's all right now, Harvey. I'm here.
[Joker, Two-Face, and Penguin are bidding over Batman's secret identity]
Two-Face
$500,000
Poof. Chicken feed. I'll bet a million.
Two-Face
TWO Million.
SStrange
I have two million. Do I hear three?
Hold it, hold it, HOLD IT!
Two-Face
Get outta my face, clown.
Gentlemen, it behooves us not to fight amongst ourselves.
Well put, sardine breath. I think we should pool our resources on this. $51,240,685. [gets out a little coin purse, and pours out some coins] And uh, 53 cents.
SStrange
Joker, please! I was set up! Bruce Wayne is Batman!
Two-Face
That's absurd. I know Bruce Wayne. If he's Batman, I'm the King of England.
And people say I'M crazy.
I want a nice clean game, gentlemen.
That'll be a first. So, I hear 'you-know-who' nailed the Mad Hatter last week.
No kidding. He sure gets around for one guy.
Two-Face
Yeah, well that's where you're wrong. I don't think it IS one guy.
Two-Face
The way I figure it, Gordon's got a bunch of 'em stashed someplace like a SWAT team. He wants you to think it's one guy, but-
Meh. You're always seeing double.
It's obvious our mutual adversary suffered some crime-related trauma when he was younger. Perhaps an over-anxious mugger blew off a piece of his face.
Sure! He could be all gross and disgusting under that mask! [as Two-Face crushes a milk carton] Uh, no offense, Harv.
Two-Face
Just deal.
Well, ya know what I think?
Not the robot theory again...
Two-Face
Poison Ivy...
It's been a long time Harvey. You're still looking...halfway decent.
Two-Face
Half of me wants to strangle ya.
And what's the other part want?
Two-Face
To hit you with a truck!
[to the others] We used to date.
Two-Face
Don't get wise with me, Mason. Remember who got you set up as Gordon's assistant?
GMGil Mason
Right, Harvey, right.
Two-Face
[grabs him] Don't call me that! It's TWO-FACE to you, pretty boy!
Two-Face
Basic fifty-fifty option. You get him off, you both go free. He goes down, you take the fall with him.
Amusing idea, what? Kidnapping you to be Batman's attorney?
Two-Face
Personally, I suggested a quick slug between the eyes... but I lost the coin toss.
And so it's Batman's fault you lead a life of crime?
He should have let me bump off Harvey Dent. We'd all have been better off - wouldn't we, Harv?
Two-Face
[muttering while flipping his coin] Why, you rotten little...
But Miss Isley, isn't the real motivation for your crimes your obsession with plants? That you prefer them to people?
I love plants, honey, but a rose is a rose.
Then it doesn't bother you when someone, let's say the judge here, [plucks the flower from the Joker's robe] ruthlessly plucks a defenceless flower from the warm green earth?
Even knowing he's given it his death sentence? That its petals must die? [starts pulling its petals out]
One by one, withering, falling. One by one till it's all gone, honey.
[She crushes the flower so that it crumbles apart. Ivy attacks her, and the Scarecrow and Mad Hatter rush in to restrain her]
You look beautiful when you're angry.
[Ivy smacks the Ventriloquist in the face, and Scarface laughs]
You may as well come out. I know everything now.
[A man emerges, his identity obscured by shadows]
You hated Harvey Dent, and would do anything to destroy him.
[Lightning flashes, revealing the man to be Two-Face himself]
Two-Face
Why not? He was going to destroy me. Just like I'm going to destroy you! [attacks him]
Harvey, pull yourself up!
HHarvey
I can't! I'll drop the coin!
HHarvey
I... I don't know what to do. The coin won't tell me!
It can't tell you anything! I switched coins when you grabbed me!
[swings and kicks the thugs out of Batman's way] Good thing I decided to tag along after all.
It's a trick coin! It'll always land on edge! It's your decision now, Harvey! Life or death? The coin or me?
[Robin threw the batarang to hit the elevator button to send the thug in an elevator, thunderstruck and Harvey/Two-Face decided to drops the coin]
[Batman tries to give Harvey a hand, but Two-Face suddenly regains control]
Two-Face
Never! [punches Batman and falls]
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Batman: The Animated Series · 277 quotes
