BSBuddy's agent
I don't get it. Buddy's just thrown his entire career away. The network's cancelling his show and the restaurant's suing him for a million dollars. Why did he do it? It just doesn't make sense.
S2 E18Make 'Em Laugh
S2 E19Deep Freeze
Men like Walker are obsessed with getting their own way. And they don't let little things like the law stop them.
GWGrant Walker
Do you realize that in your half-frozen state, you will age more slowly than an ordinary human? You're practically immortal, my friend!
Yes, eternal life trapped in this wretched shell. What a miserable joke.
GWGrant Walker
Miserable to you, but a godsend to me! Look at me, Mr. Freeze, I'm an old man. I've created wonders in my lifetime, but there is still so much to do! I want to change as you have. To become, like you, a being of blessed, eternal cold.
You're insane.
GWGrant Walker
Only you know how to duplicate the accident that made you what you are. What I long to become!
You want to live like this? Abandoned and alone? A prisoner in a world you can see but never touch? Old and infirm as you are, I'd trade a thousand of my frozen years for your worst day.
GWGrant Walker
Every time I open a park, I get gate-crashers.
We've seen your insane vision of the future, Walker.
GWGrant Walker
My world will have no crime, violence or pain.
You can add free will to that list too!
GWGrant Walker
A small price to pay for order.
Your order! For your select few!
GWGrant Walker
Excuse me, but I fail to see the problem with that!
You can't let Walker do this. Billions of people will perish.
That's not my concern. All that matters is I once again have my wife, and the means to restore her.
She'll wake up in a dead, frozen world that you helped destroy. She'll hate you for that.
Silence.
You think you're alone now? Wait until she learns the truth.
I SAID SILENCE! [blasts at Batman and Robin, knocking them backward, turns back to Nora] Forgive me. [frees Batman and Robin] Come, there is much to do.
[Dick recovers from hypothermia]
Man, if I spent any more time in that immersion tank, I'd be growing gills.
I'm just glad I was able to get you back here in time.
Thanks. For a while I thought I'd end up like Walker, trapped in a ice cube forever. What about Mr. Freeze? Do you think he's gone for good?
I'm not sure. But if Freeze's condition has made him truly immortal we may not have seen the last of him.
S2 E20Batgirl Returns
[after Batgirl defeated Joker, Penguin and Two-Face, she races over to Batman and helps him up]]
[groans] Batgirl.
Are you all right?
Yes. Thanks to you.
[Batman holds Batgirl close to him, and just as they were about to kiss, Dick's voice comes out of Batman's mouth]
Barbara! Hey, Babs! [Barbara wakes up from her dream] Yo, bookworm! You up there?
What is it, Dick?
All work and no play, you know. Come on, let's do a pizza run.
[sheepishly] Love to, but I can't. If I don't ace these midterms, dad says he'll throw me in jail. And with my dad, that's no idle threat.
Okay. Catch you later.
[sighs sadly] Math? Why did it have to be math?
[Barbara notices a Gotham Times newspaper slide under her door. She picks it up and looks at the front page with the article headed "PRICLESS STATUETTE STOLEN IN UNIVERSITY ROBBERY"]
Hmmm. Maybe I should take a break.
[catches Catwoman while she was examining the Jade Cat Statue display case] Catwoman, I presume.
[Catwoman turns and sees Batgirl behind her. After a pause, Catwoman swipe kicks Batgirl off her feet, but she somersaults to her feet. Catwoman goes to attack her with her whip and Batgirl cuts the whip with her Batarang]
Well, well. [throws her cut whip aside] Look what the Bat dragged in.
Give up. I caught you.
Caught me? At what?
Returning to the scene of your crime.
Look... Batgirl, is it? I'm just trying to find out who took the Jade Cat statue. It's an art treasure. It belongs to the world.
[sarcastically] Right. Pull the other one.
[indicating the display case] Look.
Huh? [examines the melted alarm cord] Looks like the alarm cord was eaten through with acid, like the locks on the skylight. So?
That's not my style. No finesse. [unsheathes her claws and cuts a glass circle out of the glass and shows it to Batgirl] See?
Okay. If you're innocent, come down to police headquarters with me and tell them your story.
That's also not my style.
One way or another, you're coming with me.
Bats are just mice with wings, little girl.
Got the note I see.
If this is a trick, Catwoman...
No trick. I just wanted to tell you how impressed I was with you last night. You're smart, and you're fast. I thought maybe you'd like to work together. After all, against the two of us, whoever took the Jade Cat doesn't stand a chance.
Okay. On one condition: if you're lying to me and I find out, you'll give yourself up.
Deal
[Batgirl and Catwoman shake hands]
[Batgirl and Catwoman look down at the Stacked Deck from atop a building]
The Stacked Deck? That's the sleaziest dive in Gotham City.
Exactly. The only place to find information on the Jade Cat job. You're not afraid, are you?
N-no. Of course not. Let's go.
The mouse has guts.
1Officer #1
[while pursuing Batgirl and Catwoman on a motorbike] This is unit 7 in pursuit of Catwoman and Batgirl.
Oh, daddy, if you could see your little girl now.
[Catwoman and Batgirl head toward an incomplete section of the bridge]
Hang on!
I am!
[Catwoman and Batgirl leap over the gap and land on the other side]
You could've gotten us killed.
But I didn't.
All that, and we didn't even get the information we were looking for.
Sure we did. You saw the way the chemist freaked when he recognized that acid. I'm willing to bet only one guy in Gotham makes it. An old friend of mine.
[Batgirl and Catwoman arrived at the old Daggett factory]
Hey, I recognize this place from crime reports. It used to belong to Roland Daggett. This is where he invented the Renuyu drug that turned Matt Hagen into Clayface.
[cuts a circle out of the door's window with her claws] You do know your police cases. This is also where Daggett developed a virus that nearly killed me and my cat.
[Batgirl and Catwoman enter the darkened building, and walked into an office where a safe is stored. Catwoman places a stethoscope over her ears and uses it to listen to the safe's lock, and she unlocks it, and finds the Jade Cat statue inside]
Aw, it's nice to be right.
[as Catwoman grabs the Jade Cat, a spotlight turns on, revealing Daggett and his thugs]
Yes, isn't it? Selina Kyle, how pleasant to see you again.
The pleasure is all yours, Daggett. We'll be leaving now.
[Batgirl and Catwoman start to leave]
On the contrary, my dear, you and your lovely young friend here will be staying forever.
[Daggett's two thugs walk up to Batgirl and Catwoman, who stare at them with wide eyes]
[Daggett and his thugs took Batgirl and Catwoman to the chemical room]
[as the thugs tie her and Batgirl's wrists behind their backs] Why take the jade cat, Daggett? There were other more valuable treasures.
Because it's exactly what you would have taken. Also, I need the money to start over. My legal fees after my last encounter with Batman left me broke. The money from this statuette will set me up quite nicely somewhere else while the cops look for a certain feline thief.
So what are you going to do? Leave us over one of these vats with acid burning through the rope?
[Laughs] If there's one thing I've learned over the years, it's that you crime-fighting types are very resourceful. So, I'll just have my men shoot you and throw your bodies in the vats.
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