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S2 E18

Batman: The Animated Series · Season 2, Episode 18

Condiment King and Batman in “Make 'Em Laugh”

CKCondiment King

So long, suckers! Parting is such "sweet-and-sour" sorrow. [Batman yanks away his loot bag] What's this? Ah! The big bad Bat-guy. I knew you'd "ketchup" to me sooner or later. How I've "relished" this meeting. You, the dynamic Dark Knight, versus me, the conceptual Condiment King! Come, Batman. Let's see if you can "cut the mustard".

Quiet! [punches the King in the stomach]

CKCondiment King

[slumps to ground, gasping] You hit me!

Now listen, Mustard Man, or whatever you call yourself. You're obviously new at this, so I'm willing to go easy on you, provided you give back the loot and never even think about doing this again. Deal?

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