Killer CrocTerrific. Just what I need now. The freak job in the cape.
You're no prize yourself.
Killer Croc
[strangling Batman] What can I tell you now? Being a reptile man ain't pretty... but it's got its upside. Like having the strength of a crocodile, for instance! But I guess you've learned that by now, huh? [forcing Batman into the water] The hard way. You know, they used to call "Killer Croc" the meanest dude in the Wrestling Federation. Now they'll call him the guy who iced the Batman!
[flip-kicks Killer Croc and gets out of the water] Don't hold your breath.
Killer Croc
[gets into the car] Drive!
Killer Croc
Escape? Simple. The guards don't think about the sewers. No one does, except me.
It was you who set me up for Spyder and Joey.
Killer Croc
You got it. I want you to sweat it out of the cell for while like I did. [threatening to touch Bullock] To know what it feels like the way I do. [Batman surprisingly stops him] Huh? You?
Give it up, Croc! I know everything now. You plant that toothpick on the dock, didn't you? And you impersonated Bullock at the jail.
Killer Croc
Yeah. And it would have gone down smooth if you had buttered in. But, hey, I'm adaptable! When you grow up looking like I do. You gotta learn to go with a flow. I'll just take care of you first, then Bullock. [wheels the pipe on Batman]
Ah! [Thud to the sewage water]
Killer Croc
[comes out] See, this ain't no batcave; you're on my turf now.
I want a nice clean game, gentlemen.
That'll be a first. So, I hear 'you-know-who' nailed the Mad Hatter last week.
No kidding. He sure gets around for one guy.
Yeah, well that's where you're wrong. I don't think it IS one guy.
Killer Croc
Huh?
The way I figure it, Gordon's got a bunch of 'em stashed someplace like a SWAT team. He wants you to think it's one guy, but-
Meh. You're always seeing double.
It's obvious our mutual adversary suffered some crime-related trauma when he was younger. Perhaps an over-anxious mugger blew off a piece of his face.
Sure! He could be all gross and disgusting under that mask! [as Two-Face crushes a milk carton] Uh, no offense, Harv.
Killer Croc
Well, ya know what I think?
Not the robot theory again...
Killer Croc
Well, he COULD be.
[Batman arrives with his shadow. Goliath wakes up and Batman covers Goliath's mouth by calming him down]
Calm down, I won't hurt you. I'm just looking for someone: half man, half crocodile. [Goliath looks over worriedly] He's in there, isn't he?
GGoliath
[Pushes Batman to the cage] No! Stay away! [Holds him against it] He's one of us. Croc, run!
[Kicks Goliath into the stomach] I don't wanna hurt you.
GGoliath
Don't worry, you won't. [Hits Batman with the big punch and Batman and Goliath starts fighting]
Killer Croc
[Comes out of the house] You. [Gives Batman a spear]
RRichard
Quickly, quickly! [Opens the cage] In there.
Killer Croc
Ha! Who's the freak now, Bats?
Killer Croc
A nutcase in a mask, he's the one who put me in the tank.
Don't listen to him. His name's Killer Croc, he's dangerous.
Killer Croc
[Bangs hard on Batman] QUIET! Don't think you're gonna fool my friends, do ya? They know my story, I'm one of them.
RRichard
Yes. And his chains speaks more eloquently than any words of yours.
Listen to me, he's an escaped convict a cold-blooded killer.
Killer Croc
[Shoves Batman to the cage wall] I said shut up!
MJMay & June
What he said, it's not true, is it? You're being square with us, aren't you, Croc?
Killer Croc
'Course I am. I ain't the one attacked big boy in his sleep, am I?
Killer Croc
Get rid of him. [Walks to the farm house wall]
RRichard
What do you mean?
Killer Croc
[Grabs a pitch fork to kill Batman] If he gets loose, he'll bring em' all down on us. No one safe, the bat's gotta go.
Killer Croc
It's your last hunt, Bats, and now you're the prey. [Threatens Batman to kill him with a pitch fork] Hahahahahaha...
[Holds Croc on his leg] Croc, no! Don't do this.
MJMay & June
You can't! It's not right.
Killer Croc
I can and I will! [Continues to threat Batman]
GGoliath
[Grabs a pitch fork from him] No killing! [Breaks a pitch fork in half]
Killer Croc
(to Goliath) Why, you dirty...? [Jumps on him] Stay out of this! [Points at Batman] This is between me and the bat.
MJMay & June
[Goes near the cage] But, you can't kill him. He's still a human being.
Killer Croc
(to May & June) Who are you calling human?
[Inverts his outfit] Oh, Croc.
RIRichard III
[Picks up the broken pitch fork stick] Alas! I fear that the chameleon has shown his true colors. I think you should to leave, my friend, we had enough of these shenanigans.
Killer Croc
(looks at Batman and to Billy) [Attempts to use the 3 bat-smokes out of bat utility belt] Well, kid, looks like we're gonna have to postpone a little swim.
[Killer Croc stuns them with a bat smoke] Hey! [They coughs and lies down to the ground]
Killer Croc
(to Batman) The bigger they are, eh, Bats? [Batman looks at him]
Court is now in session! The Good People of Arkham Asylum vs. the Self-Righteous Vigilante Called Batman! Our prosecutor is ready, likewise our fair and impartial jury.
Killer Croc
Hit him with a rock!
And now, all rise for the most honorable, most benevolent, most merciful Judge Joker!
I was promised a chance to defend my client!
Oh, very well. Like it'll make a difference.
Killer Croc
Come on in, Bats, the water's fine.
[Budges in the wall] He is mine to destroy, monster!
Killer Croc
Over my dead body.
As you wish. [Pushes the button to activate his strength and beat up Killer Croc]
[Batman & Robin gets into the sewer] That's Croc!
Killer Croc
Ooaugh. [Out cold and floats in]
Somebody's helpin' us out. Somebody's tough. [They gets Killer Croc out of the sewer and bringing him with them] Could be a crime fighter, you know? Somebody trying to be like us to help us clean up Gotham. What do you think, Batman? [Batman gasps] What?
[They surprisingly seeing Batmobile has been damaged in smoke] I think you're right about one thing, Robin. Whoever did this was tough, this was done with barehands.
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