I want a nice clean game, gentlemen.
That'll be a first. So, I hear 'you-know-who' nailed the Mad Hatter last week.
No kidding. He sure gets around for one guy.
Yeah, well that's where you're wrong. I don't think it IS one guy.
Huh?
The way I figure it, Gordon's got a bunch of 'em stashed someplace like a SWAT team. He wants you to think it's one guy, but-
Meh. You're always seeing double.
It's obvious our mutual adversary suffered some crime-related trauma when he was younger. Perhaps an over-anxious mugger blew off a piece of his face.
Sure! He could be all gross and disgusting under that mask! [as Two-Face crushes a milk carton] Uh, no offense, Harv.
Just deal.
Well, ya know what I think?
Not the robot theory again...
Well, he COULD be.
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