Batman: The Animated Series · Season 2, Episode 1
“Sideshow” · Season 2, Episode 1
In this episode: Killer Croc (4), Billy the Seal Boy (3), Batman (2)
You know, there's something the brains back at the joint didn't think about.
Yeah, what's that?
Crocodile's got the strongest jaws of any animal around. [bites his handcuffs in half]
[spits the coffee out of his mouth and pins Croc with the shotgun] Get back!
[Batman arrives with his shadow. Goliath wakes up and Batman covers Goliath's mouth by calming him down]
Calm down, I won't hurt you. I'm just looking for someone: half man, half crocodile. [Goliath looks over worriedly] He's in there, isn't he?
[Pushes Batman to the cage] No! Stay away! [Holds him against it] He's one of us. Croc, run!
[Kicks Goliath into the stomach] I don't wanna hurt you.
Don't worry, you won't. [Hits Batman with the big punch and Batman and Goliath starts fighting]
[Comes out of the house] You. [Gives Batman a spear]
Richard, help!
Quickly, quickly! [Opens the cage] In there.
Ha! Who's the freak now, Bats?
Who is he?
A nutcase in a mask, he's the one who put me in the tank.
Don't listen to him. His name's Killer Croc, he's dangerous.
[Bangs hard on Batman] QUIET! Don't think you're gonna fool my friends, do ya? They know my story, I'm one of them.
Yes. And his chains speaks more eloquently than any words of yours.
Listen to me, he's an escaped convict a cold-blooded killer.
[Shoves Batman to the cage wall] I said shut up!
What he said, it's not true, is it? You're being square with us, aren't you, Croc?
'Course I am. I ain't the one attacked big boy in his sleep, am I?
What are we gonna do?
Get rid of him. [Walks to the farm house wall]
What do you mean?
[Grabs a pitch fork to kill Batman] If he gets loose, he'll bring em' all down on us. No one safe, the bat's gotta go.
It's your last hunt, Bats, and now you're the prey. [Threatens Batman to kill him with a pitch fork] Hahahahahaha...
[Holds Croc on his leg] Croc, no! Don't do this.
You can't! It's not right.
I can and I will! [Continues to threat Batman]
[Grabs a pitch fork from him] No killing! [Breaks a pitch fork in half]
(to Goliath) Why, you dirty...? [Jumps on him] Stay out of this! [Points at Batman] This is between me and the bat.
[Goes near the cage] But, you can't kill him. He's still a human being.
(to May & June) Who are you calling human?
[Inverts his outfit] Oh, Croc.
[Picks up the broken pitch fork stick] Alas! I fear that the chameleon has shown his true colors. I think you should to leave, my friend, we had enough of these shenanigans.
(looks at Batman and to Billy) [Attempts to use the 3 bat-smokes out of bat utility belt] Well, kid, looks like we're gonna have to postpone a little swim.
WATCH OUT!
[Killer Croc stuns them with a bat smoke] Hey! [They coughs and lies down to the ground]
(to Batman) The bigger they are, eh, Bats? [Batman looks at him]
Why, Croc? Why'd you turn on us like that? We could have helped you, we could have done something.
You said you can be yourself out here, remember? Well, I guess that's what I was doing - being myself.
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