Batman quotes from Batman: The Animated Series

Batman

She's done nothing more incriminating than return an overdue video - even paid the late fee.

Could it be Ivy truly has reformed?

Batman

I want to believe it. Why can't I?

Batman

You haven't changed a bit.

Poison Ivy

Yes, I have. I meant it when I said I wanted a family that loves me. I just wanted it on my terms.

Robin

Lady, you're nuts.

Poison Ivy

Well, that's your opinion. Probably the last one you'll ever have, too.

Robin

I'm just sorry she got away.

Batman

Me too, Robin. But I don't think we'll see her again anytime soon. Ivy lost everything she had, everything she said she ever wanted. For what it's worth, I believed her when she told me that for the first time in her life... she was happy.

Batman

Let's go, Fox. You've raided your last chicken coop.

Wait, wait a minute! We can make a deal! A million dollars to let me go! Ten million! Think about it. Buys a lot of Batarangs.

Batman

Your money's no good here.

Okay, fine! Go ahead, take me in, hero! I've got every judge in town in my pocket! You'll see! I'll get justice! The best that money can buy!

Harley

[in handcuffs] I sense a lack of trust.

Robin

Are you sure you don't need help keeping Zippy under control?

Batman

I'm fine. Besides, I need you to be ready if Gordon's men get any leads. I'll signal if there's trouble.

Robin

You got it.

Harley

I wanna listen to the radio. [reaches for the controls]

Batman

DON'T--!

Harley

Oops.

Batman

Listen, and listen good. You don't touch anything, say anything, or DO ANYTHING UNLESS I TELL YOU! GOT IT?!

Harley

Yes, sir.

Batman

So far, Joker hasn't been seen in any of his old hideouts. I want you to show me the last place he used when he escaped.

Harley

Okay.

Robin

It's lucky you were here, Quinn. The countdown sequence didn't leave Joker enough time to swing by Arkham and pick you up.

Joker

Quiet, brat.

Harley

You were gonna come for me, weren't you, Puddin'?

Joker

Of course, pumpkin-pie. It's just that... well, here you are, so I can, err, save myself the trip.

Harley

But what about all our friends, Ivy and Two-Face and... Hat-Guy and Lizard-Man and Puppet-Head and-

Joker

What about them?

Batman

Don't forget your little pets.

Harley

[gasps] The babies! We can't leave the babies!

Joker

I'll buy you a goldfish. Let's go.

Harley

No!

Joker

Why, you little-

Harley

[points the gun against Joker] Freeze, clown!

Batman

Quinn, stop!

Harley

He's mine, Bats!

Joker

You wouldn't dare. You don't have the guts. Not in a million years would you--

Joker

Baby, you're the greatest.

Batman

It's a shame that you've decided to keep this device a secret.

It would seem that the world is not quite ready for it yet.

Robin

Gee, that's too bad for Fugate. I'm sure he'll wish he had something to make the days pass quicker where he's going.

Catwoman

What a pleasant surprise. Though I should warn you - breaking and entering is against the law.

Batman

You would know.

Killer Croc

Come on in, Bats, the water's fine.

Bane

[Budges in the wall] He is mine to destroy, monster!

Killer Croc

Over my dead body.

Bane

As you wish. [Pushes the button to activate his strength and beat up Killer Croc]

Robin

[Batman & Robin gets into the sewer] That's Croc!

Killer Croc

Ooaugh. [Out cold and floats in]

Robin

Somebody's helpin' us out. Somebody's tough. [They gets Killer Croc out of the sewer and bringing him with them] Could be a crime fighter, you know? Somebody trying to be like us to help us clean up Gotham. What do you think, Batman? [Batman gasps] What?

Batman

[They surprisingly seeing Batmobile has been damaged in smoke] I think you're right about one thing, Robin. Whoever did this was tough, this was done with barehands.

I think you have a ding in your door, sir.

Batman

He trashed my car, Alfred. Between two guys, that's real personal.

Bane

Toys. You try to fight me with pathetic little TOYS. You've got nothing! Beg for mercy! SCREAM MY NAME!!

Batman

Never.

Bane

You are beaten. Now I will break you.

Summer Gleeson

I don't care what Mayor Hill says. The people have a right to know, and if he won't talk to us-- [Batman drops a photo of Baby-Doll onto her desk] I'll call you back, Marv. [to Batman and Robin] Since when are you interested in has-been actors?

Batman

Since that one's been kidnapping her co-stars.

Summer Gleeson

You're serious?

Robin

She's been picking them off, one by one. Any reason she'd have a grudge?

Summer Gleeson

Actually, they should hate her. Dahl put them all out of work when she quit the series to become a "dramatic" actress.

What, will these hands never be clean? Here's the smell of the blood still. All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand.

Robin

Pee-yew.

Summer Gleeson

That's what the critics said. Baby's dramatic career flopped, and when she tried to start her TV show again, the networks turned her down.

Batman

That still doesn't explain why she's after her old cast.

Robin

[picks up a cassette] Maybe there's a clue in these old episodes.

Summer Gleeson

You can borrow them if you want. And when you crack the case, you can pay me back with an exclusive... [turns to see that they have vanished] interview.

Robin

[watching episodes of Baby Doll's old TV show] Remember that time Poison Ivy nearly smothered us in those vines, with the really sharp thorns?

Batman

Yes.

Robin

This is worse.

Baby-Doll

Silly Mr. Batman can't catch me.

Batman

Don't run away. I know you're scared, confused - I can help you.

Baby-Doll

Liar, liar, cape on fire.