[seeing Otis and Pip wearing moose antlers] I've heard of Donner and Blitzen, but nobody told me about Moron and Stupidhead!
[riding on a motorcycle shocked about himself and Pip being mistaken for real moose by bikers] What the cud? Didn't they see we're moose? We're moose!
[trying to get Otis' attention] Uh-- Uh, Otis. I think Moose Appreciation Week might be over.
What are you talking about?
[points out a billboard] Check out that sign.
Moose Hunting Season starts today? AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
[after crashing the motorcycle] Okay, that was not awesome. New plan. We get these antlers off, and never do anything I say again.
[Otis and Pip try to remove the antlers, but they remain firmly to their heads.]
What'd you put on these, glue?
No, I used pastrami. OF COURSE, I USED GLUE, STUPIDHEAD!!!
[walking with his friends and is disappointed at them for losing Otis and Pip after chasing them] I can't believe you guys lost them. You're both, like, lamer, lamer, loser face.
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We were just following you.
[mocks one of his friends] ”Ooh, we were just following you.” That's so lame, it's incredibly lame. Lucky for you, I have stuper-awesome moose-tracking powers.
Ooh, got a little problem. I have you now, stupid moose. Your majestic antlers will look so sweet and toasty on my clubhouse wall. [a giant wooden moose appears behind Snotty Boy when he isn't looking]
[who is revealed to be inside the wooden moose] I don't think so! [Snotty Boy looks behind as the wooden moose stops him from terrorizing Otis and Pip] Step away from my moose friends before I smack you upside the head! [Abby giggles]
A giant devil moose? Don't eat me!
Don't worry. I wouldn't dream of eating you-- raw!
[The wooden moose breathes fire through its nostrils and scares away Snotty Boy and the barn animals cheer.]
[Otis is being honored for saving Snotty Boy's life.]
MMayor
And so, in honor of this noble moose, who risked his life for a child, I hereby abolish Moose Hunting Season and make it Moose Appreciation Week all year long!
[Otis and Pip are eating candy from their gift basket, while Abby, Bessy, Pig, Peck, and Duke are still inside the giant wooden moose.]
Man, this candy's good, isn't it?
Yeah, glad to hear it, Otis. Now, can you get us out of here, please? There's only one exit, and Pig's stuck in it.
This is so not shaboogie.
Shaboopie!
Uh, don't worry about it. Freddy'll have you out in no time.
[Freddy passes by with a ladder. He climbs up the wooden moose with the ladder.]
Okay, guys. This is my first moose, so close your eyes, pretend you're in a pencil cup, [holds up a chainsaw] and hope for the best! [starts cutting through the moose as the animals inside scream in horror]
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