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Back at the Barnyard · Season 1, Episode 11

“Big Top Barnyard / Pigmalion” quotes from Back at the Barnyard

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“Big Top Barnyard / Pigmalion” · Season 1, Episode 11

In this episode: Otis (4), Pig (3), Abby (2), Freddy (1), Pip (1), Peck (1), Mrs. Beady (1)

[Otis and the animals are at the circus parade, standing behind the crowd of people.]

This stinks, I can't see a thing! [notices a water tower] Hey, let's climb that water tower and get a better view.

[The animals mutter with uncertainty.]

I can see fine from here.

Too high.

[Otis sneaks behind the other animals, and imitates each of them.]

[imitates Pig] Good idea, Otis. [imitates Abby] Count me in! [imitates Freddy] I WANNA EAT PECK!!! [imitates Peck] What Freddy said was weird, but I also would like to climb that tower.

[The animals agree and head to the water tower.]

Well, since everyone else wants to.

I'm down.

Let's do it.

You got it!

I'm in.

[The animals are climbing the water tower.]

[grunts] Just a little bit higher, guys.

[A loud, low creaking noise is heard as the water tower shakes.]

Pig?

Yeah.

Tell me that's your stomach.

Uh, it's not me.

Milk me.

[The water tower tips over. The animals scream as they fall off. The water tower crashes on the circus parade.]

Oh no, I smushed the circus!

[The crowd hears Otis, and turn around. They see the animals on all fours.]

Moo.

Oink, oink.

Cock-a-doodle... eh, doo.

Ferret, ferret!

MMMexican Man

[speaking Spanish, translated] I suspect that perhaps a white cow with black spots used fabric shears to extract the ponytail from my head!

Otis, I need to talk to you for a minute.

You got it, star performer, without whom, we have no show!

Otis, I can't do the triple flipperoo.

[shocked] What? But you said you could! Wow, what a liar.

No, I mean, I won't do it. Not after... that terrible night. [looks up]

What's over there? What are you looking at?

[A flashback shows Abby performing her trick at circus camp. The crowd chants as she flips in the air.]

CCrowd

One! Two! Three!

[Abby catches the other trapeze, and reaches out to catch her partner, a horse, but she misses, causing the horse to fall.]

HHorse

Abby... WHYYY...?!

[Abby watches in horror as the horse crashes to the ground. Back in the present day...]

And it was all my fault.

Wow. So did he...

Get horribly injured? No. He was okay, though he still smiles at the wrong things.

[After Abby panics at the last second of her trapeze practice with Otis.]

Okay, that was SO opposite the plan! I just almost let go, and your loud words would not have prevented the shattering of my many bones!

Wait just a minute. That ringmaster is a cow!

OCOffscreen circusgoer

Easy, lady. You ain't no supermodel yourself.

My friends, a warning. Sword swallowing is extremely dangerous to the untrained professional, which is why I will never do it. Instead, I shall now eat this entire tray of egg rolls without the aid of any sauce or dips!

[about to fall from the trapeze with Pig] I'm sorry, Pig. I never should have asked you to do this.

I think we'll be okay as long as we hit the net.

Um... Yeah, listen...

There is no net, is there?

Not really, no.

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