[to Clark] Watch it with the 'tude, Twiggy or I will break you in half?
CClark
With your giant man hands?
S3 E7Guilt Trippin
S3 E8Rubbed Raw and Reeling
No, those are rabid fangirls waiting for you to slip and crack your head. Remember, today's fanclub is tomorrow's console patrol.
S3 E9Reality Check
You have everything you ever wanted. Why are you trying to sabotage it?
[to Jenna] Stop being so dramastic, Hamilton.
S3 E10Redefining Jenna
[to Matty] Because you're embarrassing me and I have never embarrassed you.
Oh, really? What about the start of sophomore year when everyone thought you tried to kill yourself?
I didn't try to kill myself.
I know that now, but I didn't know that then. I thought it was because of me.
You? Why you?
Because you had your accident that same day we slept together. How do you think that fucked with my head? You didn't even try to explain it to me. Instead, you obsessively stared at me from a distance for weeks. What was I supposed to think?
You didn't want to be seen with me!
Because I was mortified!
S3 E11Surprise!
[to Jenna] You need to watch it.
Watch what?
Whatever it is that is going on between the two of you. Even though Matty is blind to your treachery, I'm not. I know when something is up and something is definitely up.
This is Bonkey Kong.
[to Ming] The Mafia knows?
Is that a rhetorical question? Of course we do! We're magic.
S3 E12And Then What Happened
VVal
Nothing to see here! Let’s just put on some music and roll out the snacks! It’s a fucking party, people, so let’s party!
Oh Hameltoe. How you never cease to disappoint.
[to Matty] I can’t go back.
Are you breaking up with me?
No, we’re breaking up with each other because this must have happened for a reason and I can’t look at you and wonder if you still see me as the girl you fell in love with before this happened.
S3 E13Taking Sides
I punch the guy one time and you Chris Brown-ify me.
What kind of fucked up, post-apocalyptic world do we live in where Jenna gets to call the shots?
That’s why I think we should get back together. I still love you Jenna. I just don’t understand how we could be the way we were, and then shut it all off. So why not start over?
I can’t.
If I can, you can.
I can’t.
Why not?
Because I don’t want to. I just need a break.
S3 E14The Bad Seed
I don’t know what’s worse: living with a budget or living with a bitch.
I’d say the budget, you live with yourself every day.
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