[to Matty] Because you're embarrassing me and I have never embarrassed you.
Oh, really? What about the start of sophomore year when everyone thought you tried to kill yourself?
I didn't try to kill myself.
I know that now, but I didn't know that then. I thought it was because of me.
You? Why you?
Because you had your accident that same day we slept together. How do you think that fucked with my head? You didn't even try to explain it to me. Instead, you obsessively stared at me from a distance for weeks. What was I supposed to think?
You didn't want to be seen with me!
Because I was mortified!
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