[to Jenna] Colin is gonna leave you high and dry just like you did with Matty. What goes around comes around and karma’s a bitch.
Is that why you’re broke and homeless?
Awkward · Season 3
[to Jenna] Colin is gonna leave you high and dry just like you did with Matty. What goes around comes around and karma’s a bitch.
Is that why you’re broke and homeless?
[to Sadie] And you, little bitch, are the best argument for abortion.
Agreed!
Jenna, you have a problem: you’re an asshole.
[to Sadie] Someone wants your advice?
Yes, and here’s a tip for free: That top comes in your size too. We already know your boobs are huge.
[to Matty] Thank you for being my hero.
It’s all I ever wanted to be.
Do you think people will know I spelled "president" with a "Z" on purpose? No one’s gonna vote for me if they think I’m a dumbass.
As much as it paints me to say your essay is awesome. I am impressed. It is way more barbaric than anything I could’ve written.
Sometimes my mouth keeps moving before I can even think about what’s coming out of it.
Without the bad days, we can never appreciate the good ones and there are so many good days coming your way. Just do me a favor, forgive yourself like you forgave me.
If you tell anyone, I’m having this soft side moment, I swear I will cut you.
Suck it up. Big girls don’t cry.
Whore.
Bitch.
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