Jenna Hamilton quotes from Awkward

Jenna

You just thought you’d way overstep your nonexistent boundaries and interfere with my life for the millionth time?

Jenna

Her harsh truth may hurt sometimes, but it was our harsh truth.

Jenna

There were so many things I never got to do with Matty, so I was determined to make it count.

Jenna

[last lines] I felt like there was a warm, glowing fire inside of me. I was ready to move forward, full of hope and excitement and, yeah, some fear and anxiety too. I had a great family, wonderful friends, and a soul mate. Even if Matty and I were going off in different directions, the one thing that I knew for sure was that in some way we would always be together. There's all this love if you need it and this made me feel safer as I stepped back out into the great unknown that was my future.

Tamara

Jenna, we got your texts. Where are you on the Britney meter?

Jenna

I may be mid head shave.

Jenna

[to Tamara] Was there an orgy at Lissa's?

Tamara

Evidently. And get this: I was part of it. I mean I wasn't really part of it, but everyone will think I was. Oh my God, this is so much better than a red cup photo. Now I have red cup on my face!

Jake

[to Jenna] I didn't know you were a smoker.

Jenna

I'm not.

Jake

Well, I hear cancer does make your ass look huge.

Jenna

[to Tamara] What are you doing?

Tamara

Snooping, I found Satan's room!

Tamara

[to Jenna] What the hell is going on with your mom? Think she has cancer?

Jenna

Maybe.

Jenna

If my life had an escape button, I would have checked out for the day. There was only one small problem...

Lacey

Make a wish!

Jenna

It was my Goddamn birthday.

Matty

Hey, home wrecker! Did I cross a line?

Jenna

No, the line is across my cheek.

Jenna

Is there something you want to tell me? Because I'm pretty sure Viera is of the Ellen variety.

Ming

Going with a girlfriend was the only way my parents would let me go, so if I have to let her feel me up at the end of the night, I'm down for the cause.

Lacey

You're embarrassing Jenna.

Jenna

You're both embarrassing Jenna!

Jenna

Thankfully, my dad always had my back.

Kevin

Now, I'm not pushing anything, but if you guys decide to take things to the next level, make sure your wrap up the sausage.

Jenna

Assumption was the mother of all screw-ups.

Lacey

Do you think this push-up bra is doing its job?

Jenna

Yes, but just give it the day off.