Jenna, we got your texts. Where are you on the Britney meter?
I may be mid head shave.
“Knocker Nightmare” · Season 1, Episode 2
In this episode: Jenna Hamilton (2), Tamara Kaplan (1), Sadie Saxton (1)
Maybe people would stop staring at you if you could just finish the abortion your mom botched.
In my fantasy scenario, I was gonna be the badass, the rebel, I'd be a legendary sophomore rockstar that no one would ever forget again. But in reality, I had 30 more people taking pictures of my tits.
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