[to Tamara] Was there an orgy at Lissa's?
Evidently. And get this: I was part of it. I mean I wasn't really part of it, but everyone will think I was. Oh my God, this is so much better than a red cup photo. Now I have red cup on my face!
“The Scarlet Eye” · Season 1, Episode 4
In this episode: Ming Huang (2), Jenna Hamilton (1), Tamara Kaplan (1)
Well, I don't know if this will make you feel better, but at least you'll be happy you're not me. When I got home, my parents took the bark control shock collar off our dog and put it on me.
Do all boners look like weapons?
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