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Awkward · Season 1, Episode 1

“Pilot” quotes from Awkward

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“Pilot” · Season 1, Episode 1

In this episode: Jenna Hamilton (2), Lacey Hamilton (1)

For 15 years, I fantasized about everyone noticing me as I walked down the hall. What would I be wearing? Would every guy worship me? Would I be five inches taller and have porn tits? No, that was not my reality. My moment in the spotlight sucked some serious ass.

[to Jenna] Why can't she be like every other teenager and starve herself?

It was just a dramatic teenager rant! Not a cry for help. It was a misunderstanding of epic proportions. God, I wanted to die. I mean, you know what I mean.

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