For once, the universe was working in my favor. Which was not cause for celebration. It was setting off alarms.
“The Other Shoe” · Season 2, Episode 12
In this episode: Jenna Hamilton (2), Tamara Kaplan (1), Sadie Saxton (1)
I walked in on my Mom making out with her friend Claire.
Your mom's gay?
No! She's a lesb-utante! She keeps it strictly above the belt, but it was a TS sitch, so my mom's letting me go on the trip to keep me from telling my Grandma. Little does she know, I'm totes equal opportunity!
I'm a bitch, but I'm not a heartless bitch.
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