TV show quotes
...So what'd I miss?
Video Countdown Live is almost over, and still no sign of No Ordinary Day.
That means No Ordinary Day is either number 1 or out of the Top Ten completely.
We can't be out! Yesterday we were number four, the day before, number seven, before that it was five, four, eight, five, five-
Dez!
So Kira, I was maybe wondering if maybe you'd want to, you know, go out sometime? Like on a date?
A date? Are you being serious?
Huh, Not exactly the response I was looking for.
No! Its just, I thought you and Ally liked each other.
What? Me and Ally? Pssssh, no way!
You sure? Because I've never seen a guy and girl spend so much time together that weren't boyfriend/girlfriend.
Trust me. Ally and I are just friends. We like each other a lot, but not in that way!
Alright, as long as there's nothing going on between you and Ally, I'll go out with you.
I know you miss him, but part of growing up is learning to be your own best friend.
You're right. I don't need Austin. I have myself, and that's enough.
Good, now I'm going back-
Don't leave me; myself's not enough!
Hey Trish! Have you seen Ally?
No, she's out with Elliot.
Again? It's been three days. How long does it take to catch up with a guy?
A regular looking guy: a day. A cutie like him: you may never see Ally again.
Want to hear a story?
Is it about a giraffe that's afraid of heights?
This one's about a girl who was shy and insecure when her mom left home for Africa. But, when she returned, she found this confident, beautiful young woman who was capable of doing anything she put her mind to.
[smiles]
What's your biggest fear?
Dez is gonna marry Trish and they'll wanna live with me.
I meant, about your stage fright.
That I'm gonna fail, and I'll never be a performer.
So you try, and when you fail, get up and try again.
Ally, we weren't really talking about the song, we were talking about you and Austin!
[Sarcastically] Really? Look, I know he has feelings for me, but for all I know he still wants to be with Kira.
Boo-hoo, he's going to have to deal with this at some point!
Well I'm not sitting around waiting for him to decide who he wants to be with. My mom's coming home from Africa today and I just want to focus on her.
Good for you, never wait on a guy. Actually, never wait on anybody, that's why I'm a terrible waitress.
I'm going to forget about the whole Austin thing for now, honestly I am so over it. [Silence]. What do you think they're talking about in there? [Trish listens through the door] You hear anything?
No, it's really quiet...
[Dez has his ear pressed against the door like Trish and Austin is standing behind him with his arms crossed just like Ally]
It's really quiet...
We kissed, it was good.
Really good.
Okay, really good.
Magical even.
It was really good and magical. But the point is, you chose Kira. So lets just stick to being friends and partners and pretend the kiss never happened.
But I can't pretend that it never happened. Ally, I wanna be with you!
So if I'm gonna get Ally to change her mind. I have to break up with Kira first. She's gonna be mad.
Her dad won't be too happy, either.
Yeah, he doesn't even know we're dating. Wait, that's it! If Jimmy finds out, maybe he'll do the breaking up for me.
Mmmmm.
Good idea, huh?
No, I'm just enjoying my fry. Mmmmm.
My story's so short, you could see its feet on its driver's license.
My story's so short, it's not allowed to go on any carnival rides.
My story's so short, when it sits on a dime, its feet don't touch the ground.
My story's so short, that it's, um, that it's, uh, oh.
My cake's so sweet, you get a cavity just by looking at it.
My cake's so sweet, my grandma wants to squeeze its cheeks every time she sees it.
My cake's so sweet, instead of having a sweet sixteen party, girls have a my cake sixteen party.
Well my cake's so sweet, instead of having a sweet sixteen party, girls have a my cake sweet sixteen party. You already said that.
Ha! Sweet, sweet victory. Or should I say, my cake, my cake victory?
You rock at Clarinet Golf! Can I take you out to dinner to celebrate?
Austin Monica Moon, are you asking me out on our first official date?
Why yes I am, Ally I-don't-know-your-middle-name Dawson.
I accept. And I am never telling you my middle name.
With Dez's awesome directing and my amazing acting, we're gonna win.
Did you just compliment Dez?
Uh, whaaaaaaaat? You can't prove that.
Or can I? ZALIEN BRAIN SUCK! [starts to do the action on Trish's head]
Oh oh, Ally. Leave the brain-sucking to the pro's.
[eats some chilli]
[to Nelson] Any normal person who eats my chili will feel like their mouth is on fire.
[begins panting and fanning his mouth]
So they'll grab the fruit juice.
[grabs the fruit juice, drinks it]
But the acid in the fruit will just make it worse.
[does a spit take]
My chili's so hot, you have to stick your own tongue in fire to cool it off.
Oh yeah? Well, my chili's so hot that NASA uses it for rocket fuel.
My chili's so hot, it's the second leading cause of global warming.
Well my chili's so hot, you have to put a smoke detector in your underwear before you eat it.
My chili's so hot that they're thinking about renaming the Sun "My Chili".
Yeah? Well, my chili's so hot that... It...
What's the matter? Can't think of anything else? Don't feel bad- I also won 1st place in the Smack Talk Showdown.
Ally, it seems like only yesterday, we were standing here, picking up the pieces of the cello bow that Dez and I broke.
That was yesterday. And you still owe me $300 dollars for it!
...Let's not live in the past!
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