[to Dez] This is for your own good!
S4 E1Buzzcuts & Beginnings
Carrie broke up with me, a month ago. I was too embarrassed to tell anyone. I don't wanna go back to L.A., I lied, it wasn't fun. I was sad and lonely there without you guys.
(imitating Boynado) Rupert took my cereal! Nigel stole my trousers! Stop mocking me, Trish!
S4 E2Mattress Stores & Music Factories
MMike
Austin Monica Moon.
Did I fall asleep? Oh, no. You guys must be mad...
Austin Monica Moon!
MMike
Dez Hatfield Wade!
Patricia Maria de la ROOOosa!
MMike
Ally Elizabeth Dawson!
That's not my middle name.
MMike
Whatever!
S4 E3Grand Openings & Great Expectations
We also split a gigantic hot dog and now I have a gigantic stomach ache.
DDylan
I'm not coming back.
Okay think about it. Good talk.
S4 E4Seniors & Señors
Not again!
But I like purple.
Hola señoritas, ¿cómo están?
Austin, your Spanish is getting better already! Estoy bien y tu?
Hola señoritas, ¿cómo están?
That's the only sentence you know isn't it?
Yep, pretty much
Didn't you study all the flashcards I gave you?
I did, but that's all I can remember.
S4 E5Homework & Hidden Talents
[on Trish's book report] You know none of that stuff happens in the book, right?
Excuse me?
Yeah, you have the book right here. This takes place right after the Civil War. They didn't even have helicopters back then
Wait, does Cecelia get stuck on an iceberg? (Ally nods) Does she get attacked by tarantulas? (Ally nods) Fall down an elevator shaft? (Ally nods) Dodge exploding hockey pucks? (Ally nods) Get her leg stuck in a toilet?!
This sounds like the best book ever!
S4 E6Duos & Deception
BBobbie
Hey, before we go, we have a question for you, and it's just a little bit embarrassing.
BBillie
It's just, it's been bugging us since, uh, we met.
BBobbie
Which one of you is Austin, and which one of you is Ally?
AAAustin and Ally
Seriously?
S4 E7Wedding Bells & Wacky Birds
(holding Ally's hand, laughing) Ally, will you make me the happiest man in life skills class and fake marry me?
(smiles) I do!:
S4 E9Mini-Me's & Muffin Baskets
Welcome back, Austin
S4 E10Dancers & Ditzes
(to Ally): I love you
S4 E11Mysteries & Meddling Kids
(imitating Chaz) Let's boogie on outta here, my funky friends.
S4 E13Burdens & Boynado
AAAustin, Ally, and Dez
It's a boynadooo!
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