Trent has another girlfriend and he was only using you to be Austin's backup dancer.
(laughs) Please, that's ridiculous... [slams locker and yells] THAT YOU COULD BE SO JEALOUS THAT I HAVE A BOYFRIEND THAT YOU GOTTA MAKE UP SUCH A HORRIBLE STORY!
S2 E2Backups & Breakups
S2 E3Magazines & Made-Up Stuff
MMegan
O.M.G. Austin Moon; it's really you! [takes picture of him]
Not now kid, we're waiting for a reporter from Cheetah Beat.
MMegan
I am the reporter. Megan Simms. [shakes hand with Austin]
But you're like 5.
MMegan
I'm 10, and I don't usually get starstruck, but I am fuh-reaking! [takes another picture of Austin]
Well, Austin Moon collects grizzly bears!
It's teddy bears.
I'll just fill this out for you. I'm used to making myself seem more impressive. How do you think I got my job as a lifeguard? I can't even swim!
S2 E4Parents & Punishments
NNelson
I'll never smile again! [spots Megan] Hubba hubba! Hi, cutie! [coughs and makes his voice sound lower] I'm Nelson, heh heh.
MMegan
I'm flattered, but my career comes first.
Dez! Get off the stage!
But I've waited my whole life-
[growls] Get off the stage.
I can wait a little longer.
Austin Moon...'s parents
[turns to Austin's parents and screams]
Wasn't making my middle name Monica punishment enough?
[offended and yells] GO TO BED!
S2 E5Crybabies & Cologne
This is crazy. It's like he's copying my whole life!
Well, I wouldn't go that far...
TTrent
S'up losers! Meet T-Fame's new best bud: Dex! [does a bad version of What-Up handshake]
Austin, we shouldn't rush into anything.
I know, Ally. You're gonna say we should sit down and reason with him. Water the plant, people, and goodness will grow. Blah blah blah.
No, I was going to say we shouldn't rush our revenge. I want to get this guy. We need to be ruthless. Plan every detail. Make no mistakes. I don't want to go back to jail! [Austin and Trish exchange glances] I saw that in a movie once...
And then we put the "Kick Me" sign on the back!
Sweetie... the adults are talking.
Someday, I'll get my revenge!
(scoffs) Sure you will!
(Austin, Dez and Trish leaving, with the "Kick Me!" sign tapped to their backs by Ally)
Ow!
HEY!
Ow!
Why'd you kick me!?
(to herself) Told ya!
S2 E6Big Dreams & Big Apples
Ally, is this really happening?
Believe it, Austin. It's real. Just like zebras.
(Shakes his head doubtfully)
(Staring at him strangely)
Why are you staring at me like that?
Oh, I started tearing up during your performance and my eyes froze open.
(Waves his hand in front of her face)
(Nods in confirmation)
S2 E7Ferris Wheels & Funky Breath
Sweetie!
Daddy!
Jimmy's Kira's dad?
Aw man, you know what that means?
She'll have a ride home after we fire her?
No! It means we can't fire her!
NOOOOOOOO!
YESSSSSSSSS!
Austin, I heard what happened.
You did?
How could you not tell me you have a drooling problem?
What?
Kira told me you drool. It's okay, son. I too was a drooler.
Uh... Well... Then you must know. It's been hard.
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