Trish quotes from Austin & Ally

Trish

If I was really thinking about myself, would I be wearing such a ridiculous outfit?

Trish

She's the worst! She's always looking over my shoulder, bossing me around. She drives me nuts... [notices Mindy eavesdropping and sings] are in the brownies so save room for dessert!

Trish

(singing at Mindy) Don't snap your fingers at me and stop taking advantage of my friend! Ew, did I just call Dezaroo my friend? Ew did I just call him Dezaroo?

Trish

[sings] You can't fire me because I QUIT! I QUIT I QUIT I QUIT I QUUUIITT! [drops notepad]

Trish

My boss is so demanding. Show up on time, feed the dogs, don't lose the dogs. No one's that good of an employee!

Trish

(fed up and yelling at Jett) SAY IT ALREADY!

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I'm so much better than you. I'm a 10 you're a 2. I'm a queen you're a fool. I'm a throne you're a stool. You'll never be this cool.... NOO! I sing to you on the stage, I'm at the top of my game. I'm a star and you're lame. I am cash you are change. You'll never have my fame... SOO! You wish you were me! Got everything you need, got no time for jealously! AH AH.. yeah YOU WISH YOU WERE ME! [drops mic]

Trish

If I hear the word "twinzies" one more time, everybody's gonna get hurtzies!

Trish

Well I'm so happy that you two are happy... but for the record [angrily] I AM NOT HAPPY!

Trish

(gasps) Look what you did you [register sound] UGH YOU ARE SUCH A CLUMSY LITTLE [register sound] YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE? YOU'RE A [register sound] AND A [register sound] YOU'RE THE BIGGEST [register sound] ON THIS PLANET! UGHH EVEN ON YOU'RE BEST DAYS YOU'RE A [register sound] I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS YOU [register sound].. UGHH!

Trish

(to Ally) Well, whilst you solve the case of the paranoid songwriter, I'm gonna call Jace.

Trish

(to Ally) No. I'm gonna brag that I'm at Dwayne Wade's house!

Trish

It was horrible! He was tall, smelly and disgusting.

Trish

There he is! And the Swamp Creature's with him!

Trish

(British accent) Ello, ello I just signed a Britain boyband! Is now not a good time?

Trish

(imitating Boynado) Rupert took my cereal! Nigel stole my trousers! Stop mocking me, Trish!