Almost done... Voila!
Amazing! It looks just like Austin!
Except my hair's parted on the other side.
Aw man! Guess I gotta start all over. [smashes pumpkin on the floor, walks off]
S2 E1Costumes & Courage
Well, I do know one technique for dealing with anger. You write a message to the person you're upset with, tell them how you feel, then you get rid of that message, symbolically purging the negativity of your inner psyche.
Okay, I'll give it a try. Dear Ally and Jimmy, I'm so... mad at you guys right now! I don't want anything to do with people who are... evil gutless rats!!
Oh, that is good!
I'm not just any cute nurse. I'm Florence Nightingale, founder of modern nursing!
You know what? I think I found the perfect guy for you. He's cute and... Do you know who Charles Lindbergh is?
Du'uh! One of the first guys to...
He's right over there. Go talk to him.
S2 E2Backups & Breakups
Sorry I'm late for the Team Austin meeting!
Actually, you're right on time. You see, I set your watch ahead 45 minutes, so you wouldn't be late.
Aw man! That means I was on time for work too! That's why they didn't fire me...
Shhh! Fine, we'll just keep this a secret between us.
Keep what between us?
Uh...Wha...Uh...Uh, this book! For now we'll just keep this book between us!
Trent has another girlfriend and he was only using you to be Austin's backup dancer.
(laughs) Please, that's ridiculous... [slams locker and yells] THAT YOU COULD BE SO JEALOUS THAT I HAVE A BOYFRIEND THAT YOU GOTTA MAKE UP SUCH A HORRIBLE STORY!
S2 E3Magazines & Made-Up Stuff
MMegan
O.M.G. Austin Moon; it's really you! [takes picture of him]
Not now kid, we're waiting for a reporter from Cheetah Beat.
MMegan
I am the reporter. Megan Simms. [shakes hand with Austin]
But you're like 5.
MMegan
I'm 10, and I don't usually get starstruck, but I am fuh-reaking! [takes another picture of Austin]
Well, Austin Moon collects grizzly bears!
It's teddy bears.
I'll just fill this out for you. I'm used to making myself seem more impressive. How do you think I got my job as a lifeguard? I can't even swim!
S2 E4Parents & Punishments
NNelson
I'll never smile again! [spots Megan] Hubba hubba! Hi, cutie! [coughs and makes his voice sound lower] I'm Nelson, heh heh.
MMegan
I'm flattered, but my career comes first.
Dez! Get off the stage!
But I've waited my whole life-
[growls] Get off the stage.
I can wait a little longer.
Austin Moon...'s parents
[turns to Austin's parents and screams]
Wasn't making my middle name Monica punishment enough?
[offended and yells] GO TO BED!
S2 E5Crybabies & Cologne
This is crazy. It's like he's copying my whole life!
Well, I wouldn't go that far...
TTrent
S'up losers! Meet T-Fame's new best bud: Dex! [does a bad version of What-Up handshake]
Austin, we shouldn't rush into anything.
I know, Ally. You're gonna say we should sit down and reason with him. Water the plant, people, and goodness will grow. Blah blah blah.
No, I was going to say we shouldn't rush our revenge. I want to get this guy. We need to be ruthless. Plan every detail. Make no mistakes. I don't want to go back to jail! [Austin and Trish exchange glances] I saw that in a movie once...
And then we put the "Kick Me" sign on the back!
Sweetie... the adults are talking.
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