Austin quotes from Austin & Ally

Austin

(scared) Yeah. We have to perform like our lives depend on it, because our lives depend on it!

Austin

(to Ally): I love you

Austin

(imitating Chaz) Let's boogie on outta here, my funky friends.

Austin

Guess who's gonna be a high school graduate!

Austin

Who am I kidding... My dad always said I had a one in a million chance of making it....

Ally

That's exactly what my dad said to me.

Dez

You know what my dad always says? "Dez! Stop texting the dog!"

Ally

I can't just spit out a song any time you want me to. Lyrics don't just flow out of me like a river after a rain of tears! Oh... That's good! (Runs over, grabs her book and writes it down)

Austin

Hey, Ally. Maybe you should write that... so we can actually read it this time. (Ally glares at him)

Dez

Yeah... Miss Calligraphy Camp... (Laughs at her)

Ally

Oh. (Scribbles something in her book) Can you read this?

Dez

(Looks at it) Yes, I can... And that is not a nice word!

Ally

(Sees Austin and picks up a life-size Austin doll and begins to kiss it) Mwah, Austin. Mwah, Austin. Mwah!

Austin

Uhh, Ally?

Ally

(Turns around) Oh, hey Austin...

Austin

Is that doll supposed to be me?

Ally

Ummm, yes. I was just practicing what to do if you got bit by a poisonous snake. It could happen, ohhhhhh....

Austin

Hey, Ally! (Walks in all sweaty and orange)

Ally

Oh, hey Austin.

Austin

Check out my fake tan...

Ally

Ugh, I hate fake tans.

Austin

Really? I did not know that! (Shows off his sweaty underarms)

Ally

Ugh, almost as much as I hate sweaty guys...

Austin

Also did not know that! (Dez walks in)

Dez

Austin, you look different.

Austin

Yeah, cuz I'm orange... and I'm sweaty....

Dez

(Shakes his head) No...

Austin

I can't believe this website, it's so embarrassing!

Trish

That's HaterGirl. She writes about everything she hates in Miami...I like her!

Ally

But now she's posting bad things about Austin!

Austin

I can't believe this is on the internet. I thought I was alone.

Ally

Austin, you know there's no eating in the store. And there's definitely no eating off your pants.

Austin

There's no sign for that.

Ally

There shouldn't have to be a sign to not eat off your pants.

Austin

Chocolate covered hot dogs remind me of Dez.

Austin Moon, you're on in five.

Austin

Yelling reminds me of Trish.

Whoa! Cotton candy!

Austin

That reminds me of Ally.

Cotton candy?

Austin

No this picture of Ally. Why did I bring this?

Austin

Who are you?

Demonica Dixon. I manage seven of the top acts on the pop charts. *cell phone rings* Hello. Rihanna, great. *hangs up* Make that eight. How'd would you like to be nine?

Austin

I kinda like being 15 'cause when I was nine I had chickenpox.

Ally

Sorry this night didn't work out, Austin.

Austin

I still had fun. I got to hang out with my friends, eat some shrimp from Dez's pants, and I learned a little español.

Trish

Hola! Still in here. (Trapped in a box from her brother's magic act)

Austin

You're awesome.

Ally

Thanks, Austin.

Dez

Awww.

Austin

Dez, are you spying on us?

Dez

No I said 'awww' because I saw the cutest kid destroy the nicest violin down there. Awww.

Ally

What?

Dez

Hello?

Austin

Dez, we're in the ice cream shop, locked in the freezer.

Dez

Austin? Austin, it's a bad connection. Did you say you're at a mice dream swamp and your clock is a sneezer?

Austin

What? No. Come to the ice cream shop. We need you to save us.

Dez

I have to come to the ice cream shop and shave Gus? I'm on my way.