Austin & Ally · Season 1
I can't believe he stole my song! He messed with the wrong girl!
That's right! Get angry! Me likey!
(Types something on her phone and it beeps.) There! Allycat109 doesn't like this video. Yeah! Whoo!
Calm down before you type a frowny face and really hurt his feelings...
Who am I kidding... My dad always said I had a one in a million chance of making it....
That's exactly what my dad said to me.
You know what my dad always says? "Dez! Stop texting the dog!"
I can't just spit out a song any time you want me to. Lyrics don't just flow out of me like a river after a rain of tears! Oh... That's good! (Runs over, grabs her book and writes it down)
Hey, Ally. Maybe you should write that... so we can actually read it this time. (Ally glares at him)
Yeah... Miss Calligraphy Camp... (Laughs at her)
Oh. (Scribbles something in her book) Can you read this?
(Looks at it) Yes, I can... And that is not a nice word!
(Referring to the kangaroo in her practice room) Aww, he is so cute. (Stops walking towards him) Aww, I just stepped in kangaroo poop...
Hey, you don't know it was the kangaroo... Trish was in here earlier....
(Smiles at him) I will smack those freckles right off your face...
Someone needs to mop up all this Trish poop.
Keep it up, and someone's gonna need to mop up all your freckles!
My freckles are my friends! Can you say that about your poop?!
(Sees Austin and picks up a life-size Austin doll and begins to kiss it) Mwah, Austin. Mwah, Austin. Mwah!
Uhh, Ally?
(Turns around) Oh, hey Austin...
Is that doll supposed to be me?
Ummm, yes. I was just practicing what to do if you got bit by a poisonous snake. It could happen, ohhhhhh....
Hey, Ally! (Walks in all sweaty and orange)
Oh, hey Austin.
Check out my fake tan...
Ugh, I hate fake tans.
Really? I did not know that! (Shows off his sweaty underarms)
Ugh, almost as much as I hate sweaty guys...
Also did not know that! (Dez walks in)
Austin, you look different.
Yeah, cuz I'm orange... and I'm sweaty....
(Shakes his head) No...
[a movie theater usher accuses Austin & Ally of littering]
Look what I found underneath your seat. Recognize this?
Uh, yeah. It's popcorn.
Ah-HAH! How would you know that if you didn't litter?
Because we've seen popcorn before.
Hi, Dez. What are you supposed to be? An alien zombie?
No, a zombie alien. I'm a Zalien. Characters from my favorite movies of all time. Zaliens 1, Zaliens 2, Zaliens 3, Zaliens 4, Zaliens 5, Zaliens 7...
[interrupting] Ah-ah-ah, you forgot Zaliens 6.
Ugh, that movie stinks. I wish I could forget it.
Is he stalling?
(scoffs) No... no one dances when they stall!
So why isn't he singing my song?
Uhh... [immediately starts dancing]
I can't believe this website, it's so embarrassing!
That's HaterGirl. She writes about everything she hates in Miami...I like her!
But now she's posting bad things about Austin!
I can't believe this is on the internet. I thought I was alone.
Austin, you know there's no eating in the store. And there's definitely no eating off your pants.
There's no sign for that.
There shouldn't have to be a sign to not eat off your pants.
You're H8ter Girl?
H8ter Girl? You mean that beautiful, amazingly talented girl who has that awesome website about how much I hate Austin? Never heard of her.
Hey! You two were supposed to catch me!
You're not still mad are you?
Still?! It just happened an hour ago!
Did we really just -
Yep
And Austin’s going to -
Ah ah
So we’re pretty much -
- the worst friends ever !?
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Austin & Ally pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
