Chuck and Dez in “Spas & Spices”

My chili's so hot, you have to stick your own tongue in fire to cool it off.

Oh yeah? Well, my chili's so hot that NASA uses it for rocket fuel.

My chili's so hot, it's the second leading cause of global warming.

Well my chili's so hot, you have to put a smoke detector in your underwear before you eat it.

My chili's so hot that they're thinking about renaming the Sun "My Chili".

Yeah? Well, my chili's so hot that... It...

What's the matter? Can't think of anything else? Don't feel bad- I also won 1st place in the Smack Talk Showdown.