You need two things. The best Ally you can be, and boxing a kangaroo!
How could it help me with the audition?
I don't know, but guarantee your going to wow them!
S2 E15Solos & Stray Kitties
Well, that no-good hack wouldn't know talent if it hit him over the head!
He signed me.
That guy knows what he's doing.
S2 E16Boy Songs & Badges
Are you guys putting salami on cereal?
Yup. We couldn't decide if we wanted breakfast or lunch, so we're having both! We call it, blunch.
Mhmmm. Frosted crispy bites and salami. Is there a better combination?
How can you eat that?
Oh, she's right! We forgot the mustard!
So how's the new song coming?
Great! I'm almost finished.
Yup! Except for the music, the lyrics, and the song title, it's pretty much done.
I can't take one of your songs.
Austin, really. I want you to.
No, really, I can't. These songs are too girly! Putting on my make-up for a night on the town. Crushing on a boy; I hope he's around.
Yeah, it sounds better when I sing it.
S2 E17Tracks & Troubles
Kira, you sounded great.
Thanks, Austin. That means a lot coming from you.
[shrugs] Maybe we could work together someday.
Maybe. I was really hoping I'd get to work with Ally. I'd really like to sing that song Ally wrote at my gig tomorrow night.
Kira's first ever gig.
I just wish I had that one great song to really put it over the top, Al-ly. A song that's already been written, Al-ly.
Yeah, I'm not going to sell you my song.
Austin, I want you back to Starr Records.
[Everyone gets happy, except Austin]
Jimmy, wait. I don't want you take me back.
[laughs nervously] Austin, what are you doing? [gives him a look]
You keep saying, that you can't sign Ally, 'cause you don't want us in the same record label. So... take her instead of me.
Austin, you don't have to do that for me.
S2 E18Viral Videos & Very Bad Dancing
Next week you have a gig at the beach club, rehearsals with your dancers and 2 days in the studio.
Yes!
I know, you have a lot of exciting stuff next week.
No... Yes! 'Cause I don't have anything to do this week! I can have my first vacation all year!. This calls for a cocktail weenie.
Wooh! Vacation! I say we go to the beach every day, play video games and sleep in till noon.
ADAustin and Dez
What up!
You realize you still have school, right?
Awe... Thanks for ruining my vacation.
I love being on a vacation.
Too bad it's been raining or we could've gone to real beach to see real beach babes.
Don't worry. I made some calls. [Two girls enters Sonic Boom] Hello, ladies. Oooh I love my life.
I love your life too.
Can one of you put sunblock on me?
I'm on it buddy.
[Girls leaves]
Dez! I wanted the beach babes to do it!
With their little hands it would've taken forever!
S2 E19Tunes & Trials
[After the performance]
Well, there's your proof, Sir.
VVal
That he's a great singer and dancer? We knew that already!
No. Now we know who Austin wrote this song about.
JJudge
We do?
Yes! When he sang, he looked at every girl in the room. Except one. There's an obvious explanation. It was too emotional to him. Austin wrote this song about Ally!
[Everyone in court is shocked; Dez looks at Ally with shocked face]
Austin, is it true? You wrote it about me?
Yeah... It's true. I should have told you earlier, but I couldn't. You told me to write about someone I care about and... That's you.
Do you still have feelings for me?
Psss... No... Yes... I-I don't know... All I know that I love being friends with you, and I don't wanna ruin that. That's why I couldn't say it was about you.
JJudge
Awww!
[Austin and Ally give him a look]
I get it. I'm glad that we're just friends, but... I kinda hoped that it was about me.
DTDez and Trish
Awww!
[Ally gives them a look]
S2 E20Future Sounds & Festival Songs
[holds Ally's hands and plays the keyboard] So this is a C chord. And this is a D chord. With a little practice you... [Ally plays the keyboard perfect] totally don't need my help!
Wow! What the heck was that?
That was you rocking at the keyboard.
I guess I've always had this music in me and just needed you to bring it out.
Now just write a song. First, we have to come with some chords.
Um... Like this? [plays the keyboard]
That's great! Now we've gotta come up with some words.
I got it! [plays the keyboard] Dance, dance, dance, dance...
It can't just be any word. They have to come from your heart. What's the last powerful emotion you've experienced?
Love.
[blushes] Really?
Yeah, I was... Sitting next to you at the keyboard and I thought... Man... I really love the new seat cushion I bought. It's so comfy!
[Takes cushion] Ok... Let's go with love then. What's great about love?
Um... It doesn't end over time. It's timeless.
[sings and plays the keyboard] This love is never gonna fade, we're timeless, we're timeless.
That's incredible! Where did you learn how to write songs that way?
A good friend taught me.
Was it Trish?
No... Here, c'mon. [grabs her arm and plays the keyboard]
S2 E21Sports & Sprains
Guess who made cookies for the basketball team?
Ooh, and they're manatee-shaped. That's nice of you.
I had no choice. Darcy Pivnicks made cupcakes for the football team. There's no way I'm going to lose to that goodie-two-shoes.
That's the spirit. [bites into a cookie] This tastes horrible.
Yeah, I ran out of sugar, so I just used sand.
School spirit week? That's the lamest thing I've ever heard! (unenthusiastic) Yippee, School, Rah-Rah-Rah.
You know they're giving 1000 bucks to the person who shows the most spirit, right?
(enthusiastic) Yippee! School! Rah-Rah-Rah! Gooooo Mustang!
Austin: We're the Manatees!
S2 E22Beach Bums & Bling
Thanks for carrying me, Austin.
I wouldn't have to if you took off your shoes!
But they're so pretty...
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