Chuck quotes from Austin & Ally

My story's so short, you could see its feet on its driver's license.

Dez

My story's so short, it's not allowed to go on any carnival rides.

My story's so short, when it sits on a dime, its feet don't touch the ground.

Dez

My story's so short, that it's, um, that it's, uh, oh.

Dez

My cake's so sweet, you get a cavity just by looking at it.

My cake's so sweet, my grandma wants to squeeze its cheeks every time she sees it.

Dez

My cake's so sweet, instead of having a sweet sixteen party, girls have a my cake sixteen party.

Well my cake's so sweet, instead of having a sweet sixteen party, girls have a my cake sweet sixteen party. You already said that.

Dez

Ha! Sweet, sweet victory. Or should I say, my cake, my cake victory?

My chili's so hot, you have to stick your own tongue in fire to cool it off.

Dez

Oh yeah? Well, my chili's so hot that NASA uses it for rocket fuel.

My chili's so hot, it's the second leading cause of global warming.

Dez

Well my chili's so hot, you have to put a smoke detector in your underwear before you eat it.

My chili's so hot that they're thinking about renaming the Sun "My Chili".

Dez

Yeah? Well, my chili's so hot that... It...

What's the matter? Can't think of anything else? Don't feel bad- I also won 1st place in the Smack Talk Showdown.

You're going to pay for this, Red! You too, Blondie! And you too...whatever color your hair is.

Ally

I didn't have anything to do with it! And it's chestnut with amber highlights.

Trish

Okay. I want to see who does the best job hanging up Christmas lights.

What does that have to do with being Santa?

Trish

It doesn't have anything to do with me getting a promotion...Pfft... Why would you say that?

Dez

Oh, I love hanging lights. This shouldn't be too hard.