Pardon me if I don't burst into tears, Michael. At least he promised to take you. [bursts into tears] He just let me blindly enjoy my childhood! [sobbing] I didn't even know there was a cabin... he wasn't taking me to!
“The Cabin Show” · Season 3, Episode 1
In this episode: George Michael Bluth (2), Gob (2), Narrator (2), Lindsay Bluth Fünke (1), Oscar Bluth (1)
We did it, Mikey! We're super-rich again. And I'm going to buy a car. The Volvo. [hands Michael a piece of paper]
No, Lindsay, you're not going to start spending money. [looks at paper] And this is not a Vol-vo.
Oh, that's from sitting on the copier. Michael, I've got nothing. My husband dumped me and ran off to Vegas with Kitty, that bleached-blonde whore.
He's definitely got a type.
I can't believe he left me. I mean, this? [points to her face] And these? [points to her breasts] And this? [holds up paper]
That's the car.
Oh. [holds up other paper] This?
Glad I didn't spring for color.
Well, I will tell you this, Michael: I don’t have a son...
He does.
...But if I ever do, I'm either going to take him to the cabin in the woods, or I'm going to promise to take him and then not take him. But the one thing that I will never do is not tell him that I'm taking him to a cabin in the woods, and then not take him!
Gob was growing up.
[Later, waiting for Michael to take him to the cabin]
There's only one sleeping bag, so we're going to have to double up. Pigs in a blanket!
Sorry, pal, something came up.
It is worse to know.
Gob was getting life lessons all over the place.
I'm your uncle! I'm your dad's twin brother! I'm Oscar! He switched on me! Noone believes me!
Unfortunately for Oscar, "You got the wrong twin" was a very popular alibi.
(scene cuts to an example of other convicts being arrested)
AMArrested man
You simply got the wrong twin!
ATArrested twin 1
We're quadruplets! You got the wrong two!
ATArrested twin 2
We're Larry and Dave!
ATArrested twin 1
You want Curtis and Jack!
(scene cuts back to Michael and Oscar)
I even started up a website: I'mOscar.com! (we see the I'mOscar.com main webpage) I'm innocent Michael! I'm Oscar! Dot Com!
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