Are you trying to get my mother into the Million-Mile-High Club?
S3 E12Space Race: Part I
S3 E13Space Race: Part II
KKellogg
What's taking so long?!
HDHorizon Drone
Couple things. One, I didn't invent whatever this door's made of, which is apparently some alloy of adamantium and mithril. And two, not really liking your tone!
Holy crapsnack, how is this gonna get—
Don't, don't you say it.
Any worse, is what I was gonna say.
[annoyed and sarcastic] Really?
[serious] Yes.
HSHorizon scientist
I heard him tell you to do it.
KKellogg
And I'm telling you to do it.
HSHorizon scientist
And I'm telling you that I didn't sign up for Animal Farm in space!
[in hiding with Lana and Cyril] Wait, there are animals?
No, Animal Farm.
How do you not get that?
Cyril, I know what an animal farm is.
Not an animal farm—
Maybe we can, I don't know, stampede a flock of goats down the hall.
Animal Farm is a book.
No, it isn't, Lana! It's an allegorical novella about Stalinism by George Orwell! And spoiler alert: IT SUCKS! [Guns are pointed at them by Kellogg and the scientist] Although, I was talking about an actual animal farm. So... never mind.
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