How 'bout a disgraced former minister. Long story, kinda boring, but I am still licensed by the state to perform marriages, the irony of which is not lost on me.
S2 E13Double Trouble
[To Barry] How are you not dead?
The Russians turned me into the unholy abomination of metal fused with flesh that now stands before you.
[While being choked by Barry] Wow, Barry, you're like super-strong!
Yeah, did I mention I'm a cyborg?
What part of "I'm a cyborg" are you people still not getting?
The core concept, I guess.
YEAH! One for three off the roof, Bitch! WOO!
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