Oh, God, how much longer? Egypt is so boring. It doesn't even exist anymore, I mean, you don't hear DMX rap about it!
I find that this is highly effiligent in edumacationus for my brain, because, I am smart, boy!
You tell me how this is gonna help you get a high-powered six-figure job. You think they ask Tom Cruise this stuff before he signs on his movies? No one has to know this, ever!
Shake, just go back to the gift-shop and let Meatwad and I enjoy the exhibit, okay?
You need me here! I am a strong counterpoint to the headphones!
I think we're having a communication breakdown here, because you keep saying "plague of snakes", and all I hear is "Easter bunny, Easter bunny, Easter bunny".
[Shake disguises himself as a thief to take the T shirt without going to jail]
Man, You're thinking of stealing that shirt, don't you?
Yeah, think about it. Yes. Now take the form of a hammer!
[Shake takes the shirt, and leaves Meatwad as a hammer. Guards pile on Meatwad.]
Ho ho ho. What is going on out here?
Why it's a big ol' happy easter e- [Easter Egg breathes fire on Santa] Oh God!
[singing] Oh-hh my Go-od, I-I'm the boringest guy in the world!
[Giant Easter eggs have destroyed Carl's house.]
Hey, make sure my house is completely crushed if you could.
It's okay, they're in love. Hey, where you goin'?
What're you doing? You missed my car! [Destroying his own car] Help me out with this!
It's the middle of fucking July! I was sleeping!
Those faggoty elves don't even come in 'til September!
Thank you, Frylock. If I survive...I'm gonna beat the fuck outta that little meatball!
Look, Santa, I am so sorry. Meatwad just got a little carried away, that's all.
He got a lot carried away. You know that remote controlled race car he wants? Oh yeah, he's gonna get it...FAR UP HIS ASS!!
Whoa, whoa whoa. Calm down, now Santa.
We might see if the reindeer like meat this year!
I can't see too well with the soccer ball lids...
...I believe this is Jeffy's house, and if I remember correctly...he wants a wooden train.
Great! Did you hear that Meatwad?
All right, Jeffy's getting his very own...
Don't you talk ugly to me! I'll send ya to the moon with my magic shirt.
[resigned] Yeah, I know, Master.
Jeffy's just gonna have to bite the bullet on this one. Because it has been a long night, and we ain't even done the eastern seaboard yet.
Just give it to him, he's...not a, not a bright child.
Master, can I ask a question? You said we'd be trading off at some point. Is that close?
We gonna finish up America, then we do Europe, then you knock out the Middle East yourself.
B Basketball
Time? (laughs) Time is an illusion. The only time is party time, are we clear?
W Wall
Yeah I'm the basketball.
So what...what kind of germs he got there?
Hypno-germs, Meatwad. Their only interest is to control your mind.
Oh thats right, and I'm an asshole for asking.
Thank you! You sir, you've got a nice young lady with you! What's your name?
You precious little thing, where ya from, Phil?
P Phil
We're from...Kill Yourself!
Alright, Phil from Kill Yourself! And who's this with you? [growls seductively ]
P Phil
This is my six-month-old, and her name is Wear a Hat Made Out of Foil. This is my wife, Lock Yourself in a Cold Dark Room.
And how long have you two lovely people been married?
L Lock
Oh, about smear yourself with garbage and try to cross the freeway.
P Phil
We just celebrated our eat your own dung.
Great to hear, yummy too! [laughter ] Hey, Phil, thanks for comin' out. Like the shirt, both of you, you match!
Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for Tulip Sniper!
TS Tulip Sniper
Thank you, thank you very much! Die! [fires another burst ] Die, all of you.
All right! All right! Will everybody settle down please? We're not deaf! Okay.
Tell him I've never been to Branson.
FC Filing Cabinet
He's never been there!
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