All right, the running man.
Oh no no no, I power walk.
S3Diet
So, how far'd you run, Meatwad?
I powerwalked down to that pile o' gummy bears and back. I should probably set the pile out further … or closer, so I can get at 'em.
Maybe you shouldn't eat the gummy bears once you —
Well, that's the half-way point! Shit, you don't put the gummy bears out, then there ain't no reason to run! Or powerwalk which is what I did.
I don't know why your exercising. It's just sweat that you're gonna have to wash off. Exercising's for dummies and women.
CCarl
Yeah, you oughta hop on my diet, man. Started it two days ago and I'm already at my target weight.
Which'un?
CCarl
South Bronx Paradise Diet, baby! Yeeeeah! The twist is you eat MORE than you want, then you supplement that with this special candy bar. And it ain't like them sissy No Crabs diet either.
I think that's No Carbs, Carl.
CCarl
See, but I have crabs. So I don't qualify for that. Have I told you that before?
Yeah.
CCarl
Funny story-
Well, I don't have to watch what I eat OR what I do. Call me Mr. Untouchable!
Yeah, and that's why you're a candidate for heart disease.
Well...I have three hearts...cuz I'm from Tattooine. And my mother-
No you're not.
Really? Cuz you know I get my physical every year...on Alderaan!!
That didn't happen.
[visibly frustrated] Well...I...I am from the Dagoba System!
[Meatwad struggles to lift weight as though he has done several reps and Frylock finally lifts it up for him.]
Uhh. One.
[Meatwad drops the weight.]
Mmmmm. This here's a good steak. A little chewy, but it will do.
Well, because the steak is a … cat toy.
[Meatwad spits out the steak.]
But, I don't know why a cat would play with a steak, but, I just put it in there to get you excited about your real dinner: this, uh, celery stalk right here. Mmmm!
Well, it ain't workin'. Now, if you expect me to eat this, you gonna have to supply me with some wing sauce.
How about a twist of lemon?
How about a twist of I gouge your motherfuckin' eyes out? Get me the goddamn wing sauce!
Hey, can I have just one funnel cake … [softly] eating contest?
Well, fuck me runnin'.
Eww! It's a human liver! [pokes liver] Is this yours, Carl?
CCarl
Oh, all right. I don't know, who cares? It's dead weight is what that is.
C-c-can I have it?
No, Meatwad!
What? I'm about to die of hunger here! I need meat!
Beep beep beep beep doo doo beep... Oh R2!(chuckles)
Carl you in here? Carl? Hello?
CCarl
Yeah?
No...
CCarl
You know, I can actually hear you, talkin', in your living room. I got some crazy amazing hearing. They don't tell you that in the book.
What are you doing?
CCarl
It's part of the diet, it says if you want to slide around on your stomach, don't fight the urge.
You know you're up on the ceiling right?
CCarl
Oh, oh yeah that, well, I like to be next to this light. Like, real next to it. Why? What are you queer?
Eww Carl.
CCarl
I told you, I can eat anything I want with this frickin' diet. It's great! [Carl unscrews his light fixture on the ceiling] And the kicker? No long term ramifications!
S3Dusty Gozongas
[Lying on Frylock's bed with a pan of strawberries in an attempt to seduce Dusty] C'mon in lover. I'm just in here you know... wearing a mask and tickling myself with an ostrich feather. [Eats a strawberry] Oh ho ho.
RMRepair Man
[Flips light switch off and on] Your power's back on.
[Shocked]
RMRepair Man
Hey. Can I have one of those strawberries?
No! Get out of here!
CCarl
You're...ah...you're frickin Dusty Gazongas! I seen your billboard on the interstate there. You dance out at the Wild Wild Chest.
No, you thinkin of that girl down at Funbag Junction. That's Busty Bazookas.
I think you're talking about Nipple Hut.
CCarl
You're thinking Crotch Town.
Crotch Town?
Crotch Town?
CCarl
Yeah, it's near Boob-burg, but Boob-burg....eh, kinda weak.
DGDusty Gazongas
What IS my name?
You're Dusty Gazongas.
DGDusty Gazongas
That's my name!!! [giggles]
I can't believe that you let a silly woman get between you and your friendship.
'Specially one that doesn't even know who you are.
It's disgusting, isn't it? Breaks my heart that I have to sue his ass back to the stone age.
CCarl
I'm right here, Shake! You wanna go right now? We'll go right now!
C'mon, fat boy!
CCarl
Where are ya?
Whoa, whoa, break it up guys, and listen to me. Love's a wonderous thing. But there's more to it than the physical experience, like … like … oh, hell, I dunno, she had some tig-ole-bitties, didn't she?
Yeah, she did.
CCarl
Amen to that.
Who are you guys?
W1Wrench #1
This pole is malfunctioning [Gestures towards stripper's pole]
W2Wrench #2
Yes!
W1Wrench #1
Perhaps if you were to dance around it.
W2Wrench #2
Yes!
Is that Pennsylvania?
W2Wrench #2
Yes!
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