Santa Claus quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Ho ho ho. What is going on out here?

Why it's a big ol' happy easter e- [Easter Egg breathes fire on Santa] Oh God!

It's the middle of fucking July! I was sleeping!

Well, uh...

Those faggoty elves don't even come in 'til September!

Thank you, Frylock. If I survive...I'm gonna beat the fuck outta that little meatball!

Frylock

Look, Santa, I am so sorry. Meatwad just got a little carried away, that's all.

He got a lot carried away. You know that remote controlled race car he wants? Oh yeah, he's gonna get it...FAR UP HIS ASS!!

Frylock

Whoa, whoa whoa. Calm down, now Santa.

We might see if the reindeer like meat this year!

I can't see too well with the soccer ball lids...

Frylock

It's okay.

...I believe this is Jeffy's house, and if I remember correctly...he wants a wooden train.

Frylock

Great! Did you hear that Meatwad?

All right, Jeffy's getting his very own...

Wooden brain.

Frylock

Train, you idiot! Train!

Don't you talk ugly to me! I'll send ya to the moon with my magic shirt.

Frylock

[resigned] Yeah, I know, Master.

Jeffy's just gonna have to bite the bullet on this one. Because it has been a long night, and we ain't even done the eastern seaboard yet.

Just give it to him, he's...not a, not a bright child.