TV show quotes
All right, how're we doin'?
Fine.
No, we're not doing that. My eyes... are thirsty as hell. Who do you think you are?
I'm the only US President to serve 2 non-consecutive terms in the oval office.
Then that would make you Grover Cleveland and...why is this comin' out of my mouth?!
Meatwad, how many non-consecutive terms did Grover Cleveland serve?
I'm fine. Everything's fine like wine.
Why don't we just... unhook you..
I got this thing embedded in my ass!
Oh, shoot, I'm sorry about that.
What is it? It looks like an Ethiopian toilet seat.
It's just a basketball hoop.
What is this "bas-ket-ball" you speak of?
Oh, hell, I forgot to put sports on the DVD!
(scoffs) And what is this "sports" you speak of?
Okay, here's the deal, we're playing team trivia tonight and we need someone who knows sports.
Hey, here's a trivia question: Why would I wanna do that?
[at the bar]
Yeah, the chicks. Where are they, Fry-man?
Oh, they're in the back... moistening their T-shirts for the... Jello wrestling.
He-heyy, now you're speakin' my language. He he, I knew you wasn't gay.
Is that why you're not sitting with the rest of the team, Carl?
What, are you kiddin'? No, I'm not doin' that.
Hey, there's a broad-there's a broad right the-Hey! Yeah you, dingbat! I wanna pitcher a beer, fried jalapenos, the nachos grande, and, uh, let's start with 50 wings extra hot and keep the ranch comin'. You hear what I ordered? I'm gonna be fartin' blood over here.
Ladies and gentlemen, turn around and face your trivia doom: Wayne "The Brain" McClane.
You're going down tonight, Wayne. Carl, we need to name our team. Something tough.
I turned it in, Fryman. We're good.
And our other...competing squad: the One-Eyed Wonder Weasels and...Their Two Balls.
Two balls! [laughing]
Very, very clever guys...nice.
You get where I'm goin with that Fryman? You understand the uh, thing...the joke there?
...Yeah I do, Carl.
TONIGHT!!
So it IS grass. I'm eatin' it.
Hey, should we get Shake? 'Cause he's gettin' eaten by aphids.
Nah. He'll get a ride.
When traveling at a subsonic speed during the last one hour of hyper sleep, which vector of the Romulan Nebula will suffer the wrath of the impenetrable quickening? And, for extra points, how many wraths to the nearest molton? Be specific. This is a real question.
Aw, hell.
So uh, when are we doin' the sports part here?
We're not. We didn't. It's over. We lost. DID YOUR ASS GET ENOUGH WINGS?!
(points to a pile of bones as tall, if not taller, as the booth itself) Uh, you tell me. Does this look like I got enough?!
Hey Carl, can I... give me your celery?
No, I need it for fiber. (the music stops) I HAVE PROBLEMS!
How's that spell?
Shake': (while half asleep)Uh, L...e...s...b...i...a...n...
L..e..s..b..i.. Shut up, you're spelling lesbian!
(while eating wings) Ha-ha...he said lesbian!
Shake, he's out of batteries.
No, he's being lazy!
Put back my eyes so that I might furrow my brow, und express the anger I am feeling!
Frylock He's dead.
IMPOSSIBLE!!! The Remonster can only be killed by stabbing him in the heart with the ancient Bone Saber of Zumakalis!
Or probably his head or lungs too, just stab him wherever, really.
And the saber probably doesn't have to be bone.
Yeah, really, just like anything sharp just laying around the house.
You could poke him with a pillow and kill him.
Or his batteries could've just run out.
AHH! The Remonster is dead, now and forever! [Frylock unplugs the cable, causing the TV to display only static] The TV is dead! Death! We are surrounded by it!
We have successfully traveled eons across both space and time, through the Fargate......... to get FREE CABLE!
I think it's a st- Star...gate....
It's the Fargate! "F"! It's different from that movie that I've never seen, so how would I copy it?
Chill, man. It's all right, let's just turn it on!
I just want to make sure that we are clear it's the Fargate! "Goes far", get it? And there it is no way it came from that movie, or that syndicated series based on the movie!
But.... it sure was a good movie.....
Yeah, yes it was...
[attacking the TV] Who's laughing now, bitch?! Piece of crap cable!
What are you doing?
Maintenance! Shut up!
No, no, no.... don't shake it up, let the snow settle! That way you can see the little San Fransisco in there!
[enthusiastically] Well, come here! Let's see if we can see it together!
Okay!
[kicking Meatwad offscreen] HA! It's not a snowglobe, you IGNORAMUS!
How many TV's have you broken this year?
A lot more than you have! I'm teaching this object a lesson. If it doesn't want to get hit anymore, it'll straighten up and fly right!
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