The Voice quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Frylock

[explaining how he's heard of the Broodwich] I read a very disturbing article about this sandwich in...the Bible.

No, you probably saw our piece in Vogue?

Frylock

I doubt it, I don't read that...

Heidi Klum was on the cover. You know, the Broodwich issue.

Frylock

Okay, yes. It was Vogue.

Master Shake

You read all this in 'Vogue'!?

Our PR department is awesome.

Master Shake

That's a 'girl' magazine! I hope you were at the dentist, Frylock!

Frylock

[embarrassed] I... It just comes to the house.

Master Shake

Of course it comes, WHEN YOU 'ORDER' IT, YOU BIG, FAT, 'LADY'!

Heh heh! Someone down there's a girl!

It is the Broodwich. Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre. Baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise from the evil eggs of dark chicken forces beaten into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow. Layered with 666 separate meats from an animal, which has maggots for BLOOD!

Frylock

See? Told ya.

Master Shake

[pause] I tasted mustard.

...Yeah, Dijon mustard.

Master Shake

How come no bacon?

Bacon is extra!

Master Shake

You call this a sandwich and you don't even have bacon on it!

There are no swine evil enough to be sacrificed upon a bed of evil! ...And lettuce. Bed of evil and lettuce!

Shake

I haven't paid taxes in six years.. I am not gettin' busted by a sandwich!

Then you must find another with an appetite for insanity.

Shake

Hey. You're dumb. Eat this.

I heard what that boy said; I ain't eating jack.

Shake

You're gonna let this guy scare you? How bad could it possibly be?

It's a world of skinless, blood-soaked nightmares clattering from the deep and clattering for the meat of the guilty.

Shake

Oh, come on. The guy's just jealous. Go on. Woof it down, dog.

Well I don't know, I mean, is the mayonnaise fat-free?

Shake

You're a dog.

'Cause, you know, it's not the calories that get you, man. It's the saturated fats.

Shake

[stuffs Meatwad's mouth with the Broodwich] Woof it, you mutt.

Frylock

Meatwad, no!

Shake

Hey, did you hear what I called him? He can't do jack about it. [Meatwad reappears from Hell] Hey! How'd ya like Mr. Sticks?! He was a real treat, wasn't he?

Yeah... Jerry said you guys had a little run-in, but he's a decent guy, I mean, once you get to know him.

Shake

Bull crap! I know that guy was all over you with his axe!

Nah, that don't sound like Jerry. Now, the Jerry I know took me to Merry Christmas... which is a strip club... Merry Triple X-mas.. You see what I'm saying? You see what I'm saying!?

Shake

Gimme that sandwich!!

Frylock

Wow, so you're saying it was fun?

Hell no! That sumbitch had an axe!

So, I don't know, she's like, "move your skulls to the basement, because I got these 'drapes'..." I don't even get that, I’m like, "Honey, this is 'work'."

Are you serious?

I can’t put ‘em in the fucking basement, I mean, and she’s like, you know, “Can you put a tarp over them, also?” And I just felt like...NO! I’m not... god damn it!

I got one at home just like it. And I got a kid now, and so...

That’s a whole other set of bullshit, I’m sure.

So, Cathy puts the co-sleeper right next to my preserved brain collection, and she wants me to move them cause she thinks it's not hygienic.

I don't understand how there's a lack of appreciation for that... backlight coming through the glass of the jars that the brains are in. I mean, it just looks cool.

You've seen that?

Why move it? That's the point of putting it next to the window.

Right.

And I’m sure you've explained that to Cathy, but she obviously doesn't get that.

Yeah. Yeah, there's no... yeah, I can’t even argue with her.

Ugh, it's fuckin' ridiculous.

If I want to move the bed... (sees Shake) Hey. Hey, isn't that that guy?

Master Shake

And what's with the toilet seat, right?

—Oh what the fuck!?!

Master Shake

Jerry, no! We're cool! We're cool, man!