Shake, The Voice and others in “Broodwich”

Shake

I haven't paid taxes in six years.. I am not gettin' busted by a sandwich!

Then you must find another with an appetite for insanity.

Shake

Hey. You're dumb. Eat this.

I heard what that boy said; I ain't eating jack.

Shake

You're gonna let this guy scare you? How bad could it possibly be?

It's a world of skinless, blood-soaked nightmares clattering from the deep and clattering for the meat of the guilty.

Shake

Oh, come on. The guy's just jealous. Go on. Woof it down, dog.

Well I don't know, I mean, is the mayonnaise fat-free?

Shake

You're a dog.

'Cause, you know, it's not the calories that get you, man. It's the saturated fats.

Shake

[stuffs Meatwad's mouth with the Broodwich] Woof it, you mutt.

Frylock

Meatwad, no!

Shake

Hey, did you hear what I called him? He can't do jack about it. [Meatwad reappears from Hell] Hey! How'd ya like Mr. Sticks?! He was a real treat, wasn't he?

Yeah... Jerry said you guys had a little run-in, but he's a decent guy, I mean, once you get to know him.

Shake

Bull crap! I know that guy was all over you with his axe!

Nah, that don't sound like Jerry. Now, the Jerry I know took me to Merry Christmas... which is a strip club... Merry Triple X-mas.. You see what I'm saying? You see what I'm saying!?

Shake

Gimme that sandwich!!

Frylock

Wow, so you're saying it was fun?

Hell no! That sumbitch had an axe!

So, I don't know, she's like, "move your skulls to the basement, because I got these 'drapes'..." I don't even get that, I’m like, "Honey, this is 'work'."

Are you serious?

I can’t put ‘em in the fucking basement, I mean, and she’s like, you know, “Can you put a tarp over them, also?” And I just felt like...NO! I’m not... god damn it!

I got one at home just like it. And I got a kid now, and so...

That’s a whole other set of bullshit, I’m sure.

So, Cathy puts the co-sleeper right next to my preserved brain collection, and she wants me to move them cause she thinks it's not hygienic.

I don't understand how there's a lack of appreciation for that... backlight coming through the glass of the jars that the brains are in. I mean, it just looks cool.

You've seen that?

Why move it? That's the point of putting it next to the window.

Right.

And I’m sure you've explained that to Cathy, but she obviously doesn't get that.

Yeah. Yeah, there's no... yeah, I can’t even argue with her.

Ugh, it's fuckin' ridiculous.

If I want to move the bed... (sees Shake) Hey. Hey, isn't that that guy?

Master Shake

And what's with the toilet seat, right?

—Oh what the fuck!?!

Master Shake

Jerry, no! We're cool! We're cool, man!