John Kruk quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

I don't dance...unless I'm totally wasted.

John Kruk

Hell, let's get wasted!

[singing] We do not like it.

John Kruk

That uh, That pretty much means they don't like it Carl.

Oh, c'mon! What do I gotta do here?

John Kruk

Here, take this knife, slice off your nipples, and feed them to the sisters. Like grapes.

All right. No, I'm not doing that.

John Kruk

Oh, c'mon man. You know you're drunk.

Yeah, I know. [cuts off his nipples] It's a good thing too, otherwise I would totally feel this.

John Kruk

Do you have them? All right, now take them and throw them in the sewer.

I thought that you said-

John Kruk

You thought what?! That you're stupid? You're so stupid! That's for hitting me with a battery at Schuyler's, you asshole!

So, they don't want the nipples?

John Kruk

Dude, who WOULD want them? Dogs don't want them. Okay?