CCarl
Uh, let's be frank, that gas leak is going to kill anyone who tries to live in here...
I'm not fixing that gas leak for you or anybody!
CCarl
All right, I mean, are you dead set on that price? I mean, 20 grand a month man.
I need that money. The cost of blood is going up. I need to feed.
CCarl
Yeah, you keep throwing around words like "blood" and "feed". I mean, feed what man?
Never you mind. I've said too much already. Oh, I'm so stupid. Stupid!
[Siren song]
SSirens
69, when you eat a junk lunch
At the same time, that you get your junk munched
And givin', and gettin'
And givin', and gettin' it on
I'm givin', and gettin'
And givin', and gettin' it on
CCarl
I don't dance...unless I'm totally wasted.
Hell, let's get wasted!
[Carl gets drunk and dances and scats Led Zeppelin's "The Ocean" in order to get laid by the Sirens]
SThe Sirens
[singing] We do not like it.
That uh, That pretty much means they don't like it Carl.
CCarl
Oh, c'mon! What do I gotta do here?
Here, take this knife, slice off your nipples, and feed them to the sisters. Like grapes.
CCarl
All right. No, I'm not doing that.
Oh, c'mon man. You know you're drunk.
CCarl
Yeah, I know. [cuts off his nipples] It's a good thing too, otherwise I would totally feel this.
Do you have them? All right, now take them and throw them in the sewer.
CCarl
I thought that you said-
You thought what?! That you're stupid? You're so stupid! That's for hitting me with a battery at Schuyler's, you asshole!
CCarl
So, they don't want the nipples?
Dude, who WOULD want them? Dogs don't want them. Okay?
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