MC Pee Pants quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Why aren't your lips moving?

Look, my shniggys, I had a strizzoke in my brizzain, okay? You know what I'm sayin'? So I can't move all good. Thanks for bringing that up, thank you very much!

Frylock

You're all the things that are in this ad: you're energetic, hard-working, you like people—

No, I love the liquid inside people. How many times I gotta tell you this, man? I'm insane! I eat people-juice. No one's gonna hire a people-juice eater!

Hey guys. Hey man, who's into rap yo?

Now you listen to me scab! We listen to speed metal!

Hey man it's cool. [Satan blasts MC P Pants with fire] AAAHH!

No, it isn't!

Err, step directly on that.

Wait a minute! I got a plan see! I got a plan, see? We take these monsters right, we start a haunted house. Yeah, you feelin me? We invite everyone to the haunted house and they come thinkin' it's gonna be all scary and shit, but in fact the house is also for sale cause it's a Condo, get it? Like in Hilton Head and people are gonna pay big ass cash money to live there, right? And then we take all that money and buy more psychedelic mushrooms, ya feel me?

More?!

Yeah, I already ate a bunch of 'em, so what do y'all think, what're we tryin' to do? Get me a record deal? Cause my label keeps on dropping me cause I keep on gettin' killed but I'm like I'm gonna come back! I'm gonna come back! Come on, I need this job man!

Squash him, Err.

I will be back man. Aaah! [Err squashes him]