Hand Banana quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

(music suddenly becomes intense) Tonight... you.

See? All I know is "ball" and "good"... and "rape."

What the hell? No, no, no, no. Bad boy, bad boy, you live over there. Go-go back to the freaks.

(music suddenly becomes intense) Who're you callin' boy? My name's Hand Banana.

What, you-you talkin' to me here?

No, not anymore. [slams front door shut] We're done talkin'.

Hang on, let me bend over and pick this thing up here. [As he bends down to pick up his remote control, Hand Banana anally rapes Carl] Hand Banana, no!

There's a Hand Banana. Good boy.

Oh, he's not a boy anymore... he's a man. 'Cause he just raped me!

Do you think you could back that up?

Listen to this guy, "can back that up"... I got bruises to prove it!

No, no. I mean that ass. Back it up... yeah.

Do you hear what he's saying here?!

Sound like someone wants to get raped again!

Oh man, that is a load of my mind … knowin' that rapist is gone. Man, feel good out here, just might uh, get nude. [Drops his pants] Shine some sun, where 'da sun don't shine, you know what I mean? Hehehe, long past the point of caring on this.[sits naked face-down on lawn-chair]

[enters Carl's backyard] (music suddenly becomes intense) You, uh, basting that turkey today?

Huh, what's that?

Think its time to take your temperature... see if the meat's just right... [Handbanana leaps onto Carl's butt and starts to brutally anal rape Carl]

[screaming] NO!! NOOOO!!!!!

See, you don't know what rape is like. For years, I thought it was funny. 'Oh, yeah. Rape's so funny.' Until you've been raped. You're about to find out what that's like, Hand Banana.

Hey, let's think about this.

Oh, we're done thinking. 'Cause, see, every time I think, you're there... haunting my dreams!

Come on, now. I'll be good.

No, see, I don't think that you can, but I'll show you how to be good! Hand Banana, I want you to meet … the Enforcer.

I want my name to be "Spaghetti".

All right, Spaghetti. Whatever, I don't care. Just, you know, just do what I tell ya.

What the hell are you lookin' at?

I'm your father, I just made you.

[laughing] I got your father right here! Heheheh, I got your daddy!

All right, enough talkin' with the dogs, here.