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Animaniacs Season 3 quotes

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S3 E7This Pun for Hire/Star Truck/Go Fish/Multiplication

7 x 3 is 21, which, as you know, is just two 10s plus 1, and so, we put the 1 right here, and we carry the 2, one left to the top of the tens place, right next door and we put it on top of the number 4, which is really four 10s that we multiply times 3 in the ones place and that's why we now have 12, which we add to the 2 that we carry to get 14.

See how easy that was?

Oho, it's multiplication it's math education.

Hey, Albert Einstein said that it's so easy to do.

It's simple, it's breezy, it's fun and it's easy,

Just buy a calculator, you can multiply, too!

And now, the second digit. 7 x 8 is 56, Which, as you know, is just five 10s plus 6, and so, we put the 6 right here in the tens place, left of the 1 and we carry the 5 like we did before to the top of the tens place next to the 4, then multiply that 4 x 8 to get 32. See, isn't this great? Then, we add the 5 that we carried before to get 37, then add once more straight down to get 3,901!

Isn't this swell?

Oh, let's give multiplication a standing ovation!

Isaac Newton multiplied a couple times two!

YNYakko and Newton

Times two! Times two! Times two!

It's simple, it's breezy, it's fun and it's easy,

So buy a calculator and study this stuff later.

Maybe someday, you can multiply numbers 2, 3, 4, 5. Recess!

S3 E9The Sound of Warners/Yabba Dabba Boo

S3 E10My Mother the Squirrel/The Party/Oh! Say Can You See?/The 12 Days of Christmas Song

LBLittle Blue Bird

On the twelfth day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:

Twelve turtle doves

Eleven turtle doves

Ten turtle doves

Nine turtle doves

Eight turtle doves

Seven turtle doves

Six turtle doves

Five turtle doves!

Four turtle doves

Three turtle doves

Two turtle doves

And a gigantic king-size turtle dove!

S3 E11Dot's Entertainment/The Girl with the Googily Goop/Gunga Dot

[singing about Googy] The censors all protest, 'cuz she's practically undressed, the cartoon vamp.

She's a tramp!

YWYakko and Wakko

Hello Googy!

[about the Fleischer animation that brings all inanimate objects to life] This is going to be the most frightening six minutes of our lives.

WSWakko's Nose

[comes to life] I know just how you feel. [hops off of Wakko]

Hey! My nose is running!

[having an idea; takes out the handkerchief along with his siblings] Prepare to wipe!

[The Warners run after the nose]

CCensor

We want no kissing in these cartoons, and entirely no lewd behavior and attire, [points at Googy] like that outfit for instance. Take it off this instant!

GGoogy

[reacts in embarrassment] Oh!

Goodnight, everybody!

Rita, look! It's an oasis!

Just be quiet, or they'll chase us.

[licking the pitcher of fruit punch] I'm hot, Rita. Definitely, definitely hot.

NNewt

[to Dot] I'd like a cold refreshing drink for myself and for the mink.

But you'll have to stand in line for Gunga Dot!

S3 E12Soccer Coach Slappy/Belly Button Blues/Our Final Space Cartoon, We Promise/Valuable Lesson

[wearing a coach's hat] I'd like to say how very happy I am to be here. I'd also like to be stuck on a deserted island with Morey Amsterdam. But I'm not. I didn't ask for this job, and in fact, i'm missin' a Ricki Lake episode, I'm talkin' sacrifice here! Actually, I'm doin' it for my nephew Skippy.

[hugs Slappy] You're the greatest, Aunt Slappy!

Coachin' does have it's small rewards.

S3 E13Wakko's 2-Note Song/Panama Canal/Hello Nurse/The Ballad of Magellan/The Return of the Great Wakkorotti/The Big Wrap Party Tonight

Got a tramp steamer, my ship's called "Hal".

40 miles on the Panama Canal.

Got a cargo of sodas, they are low cal.

40 miles on the Panama Canal.

Sailing 'cross the Caribbean Sea

To the Pacific in a jiffy

Through Panama, but not on land.

I'd look silly with my ship in the sand.

Yo, Hal, try the canal,

Yo, Hal, the canal is your pal!

You can sail a cargo ship from sea to shining sea

Through the Panama Canal for a nominal fee.

You enter a lock, it's a ship corral.

40 miles on the Panama Canal.

You pay your money then get a decal.

40 miles on the Panama Canal.

You cross the locks; they number 3,

Full of water for you and me.

100 feet wide, 41 feet deep,

Water enough to drench a sheep.

High lock, up goes the ship.

Low lock, the ship takes a dip.

First they raise the water level, then lower it again.

'Cross the Panama Canal, it's really zen.

We pass the locks with good morale.

40 miles on the Panama Canal.

The crew yells out.

Thank you, Hal! 40 miles on the Panama Canal.

You're welcome, men! Wasn't that fun?

40 miles, our voyage is done.

From Colón now past Balboa,

Adios, Panama! So long! Aloha!

[looking at herself in the mirror] Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the cutest one of all?

YWYakko and Wakko

Helloooooooo, NURSE!!!

[The sexy music plays]

She's the woman of the year, independent, a career,

There's not a thing that she couldn't do.

Oh, she's alert, she's aware, she's got legs like Astaire

And a hundred-fifty-seven IQ.

She has several Ph.D.s, speaks fluent Japanese,

And her shoes will always match with her purse.

Whatever street she's walkin' down, everybody turns around and says...

YWYakko and Wakko

Helloooooooo, NURSE!!!

She likes cheese and pepperoni, won a Pulitzer and a Tony,

She played the leading role in King Lear.

She never drinks, she never smokes, she never laughs at dirty jokes,

She was ambassador to China last year.

Oh, she's politically correct, she'd never co-collect,

She plays Chopin and she doesn't rehearse.

And when she's walkin' by, I give a little sign And say...

YWYakko and Wakko

Helloooooooo, NURSE!!!

Wakko:

She gets her math equations right, she reads Tolstoy every night,

She won the Nobel Prize in physics. It's true.

She drives a shiny new Corvette, sings opera at the Met,

Snd volunteers her time at the zoo.

She won a scholarship to Yale, got her Fulbright in the mail,

And took a two-year junior college degree.

She's manna sent from heaven, too bad I'm only seven 'cause,

Hello Nurse, I wish you'd take care of me!

YWYakko and Wakko

If she's not everything that we've said, then may lightning strike us dead! [lightning struck] Helloooooooo, NURSE!!! [kiss]

There once was a man, his name was Magellan.

A Portuguese skipper, the girls found him cute.

He sailed with five ships to find the East Indies

Then come back to Spain with a bounty of loot.

Whoopi-ti-yi-yo, oh, happy Magellan!

Starting your journey with hardly a care!

Whoopi-ti-yi-yo, strong, brave Magellan,

You'll find the East Indies, you just don't know where!

They crossed the Atlantic and spotted a country. Magellan said...

MMagellan

It's the East Indies at last!

But then someone shouted...

Hey, that's Argentina!

Magellan got cranky and chopped down the mast.

Whoopi-ti-yi-yo, settle down, Magellan.

Put down that axe! There's no time to despair.

Whoopi-ti-yi-yo, keep trying, Magellan,

You'll find the East Indies, you just don't know where!

A great storm arose in the mighty Pacific.

The five little ships were diminished to three.

At last, land was sighted. Magellan was happy.

But then someone shouted...

Hey, that's Chile!

Warners:

Whoopi-ti-yi-yo, cheer up, Magellan.

Check out your map and don't tear out your hair!

Whoopi-ti-yi-yo, keep trying, Magellan,

You'll find the East Indies, you just don't know where!

It took them five months, but they crossed the Pacific.

They spotted a land that was dotted with palms.

Magellan proclaimed...

MMagellan

Yes! That's the East Indies!

But then someone shouted...

Hey, I think that's Guam!

Ai yi yi yi, oops, Magellan!

Your fun little journey's become a nightmare!

Whoopi-ti-yi-yo, keep trying, Magellan,

You'll find the East Indies, you just don't know where!

They sailed due west to the Philippine Islands.

Magellan was pleased as the natives drew near.

But then someone shouted...

I think they're attacking!

Magellan said...

MMagellan

What?

And got hit by a spear.

Whoopi-ti-yi-yo, farewell, Magellan!

You almost made it! It's really not fair!

Whoopi-ti-yi-yo, oh, ghost of Magellan,

The East Indies Islands were right over there!

Come in, be a smarty!

The shindig's 'bout to starty!

The gang's all here!

Let's give a cheer...

For the big wrap party tonight!

There's chow galore!

So open the door...

To the big wrap party tonight!

We're dining buffet style with food from every nation.

So plan to stop a while and join the celebration!

They've come for fun and feastin'.

We've even let the Beast in.

Let's go hors d'oeuvre-in' and see what they're servin'

At the big wrap party tonight.

There's manicotti for Dotty,

Soft shell taco for Yakko,

And Wakko is ready for a truck load of spaghetti

At the big wrap party tonight.

Hello Nurse is eating liverwurst,

Thaddeus Plotz has red hots.

Ralph the Guard is cooking with lard.

The apron that's cute is Dot's.

Take a whiff, Dr. Scratchansniff.

No veal in the meal for Miss Flamiel.

The Flame keeps a-glowin'. The punch bowl's overflowin'

At the big wrap party tonight.

The Randy Beaman kid is eatin' fried squid

At the big wrap party tonight.

The pasta by Pesto is the besto.

Bobby helps Squit, who's choking on a pit!

The cheese balls are nectar to Mr. Director...

At the big wrap party tonight.

The Great Wakkorotti has gone to the potty at the big wrap party tonight.

Runt bakes the bundt cakes.

A pocket of pita for Rita.

Nuttin' but mutton for Mindy and Buttons.

Sylvester wants a parakeet-ah.

Katie Ka-Boom can clear out a room.

A pie, key lime...

Is headed for the mime!

Chicken Boo is eating tiramisu

At the big wrap party tonight.

The entire crew came from Acme Loo

For the big wrap party tonight!

Get another nappy for Slappy.

More bean dippy for Skippy.

Extra chippos for the Hip Hippos.

The Brain's eating pizza that's drippy.

Minerva Mink's leavin' with Steven.

A hot cocoa drinky for Pinky.

Yakko and Wakko

Don't allow tobacco

At the big wrap party tonight!

It's happy hour in the water tower

At the big wrap party tonight!

In our toon careers, these are the golden years!

We've loved the jokes, so thank you, folks!

You've eaten your fill, now here's the bill For the big wrap party...

Pay with your credit cardy!

At the big wrap party tonight!

The big wrap party tonight!

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