Dot, Yakko and Wakko and others in “Wakko's 2-Note Song/Panama Canal/Hello Nurse/The Ballad of Magellan/The Return of the Great Wakkorotti/The Big Wrap Party Tonight”

[The sexy music plays]

She's the woman of the year, independent, a career,

There's not a thing that she couldn't do.

Oh, she's alert, she's aware, she's got legs like Astaire

And a hundred-fifty-seven IQ.

She has several Ph.D.s, speaks fluent Japanese,

And her shoes will always match with her purse.

Whatever street she's walkin' down, everybody turns around and says...

She likes cheese and pepperoni, won a Pulitzer and a Tony,

She played the leading role in King Lear.

She never drinks, she never smokes, she never laughs at dirty jokes,

She was ambassador to China last year.

Oh, she's politically correct, she'd never co-collect,

She plays Chopin and she doesn't rehearse.

And when she's walkin' by, I give a little sign And say...

Wakko:

She gets her math equations right, she reads Tolstoy every night,

She won the Nobel Prize in physics. It's true.

She drives a shiny new Corvette, sings opera at the Met,

Snd volunteers her time at the zoo.

She won a scholarship to Yale, got her Fulbright in the mail,

And took a two-year junior college degree.

She's manna sent from heaven, too bad I'm only seven 'cause,

Hello Nurse, I wish you'd take care of me!