[Last lines; he Warner Siblings tunnel underground. They pop up in Tasmania ]
Uhh. Pencil-vania, at last. Homeland of our ancestors.
TTaz
[doing his trademark tornado entrance, jabbering, then blows raspberry. He screams, then tornadoes away as the "Taz-mania theme" plays in the background]
This is Tasmania, not Pennsylvania!
[Wakko eats the map]
Let's face it. We need a new map.
[After The Warner Siblings come in after the "Hi there!" bomb has blown up in Taz's face]
Ahh, you're Taz, aren't you?
["Taz-mania theme" plays in the background]
Could you do that thing, that funny thing that you do?
TTaz
Uh...WAAGGHDEEDEEDEEDEEIGH!!!!!!
No, no, that's not it either. You know, the funny thing!
Can we finish this cartoon?
[After the "Be A Pest" song]
TTaz
Oh, it's hopeless. You win. Come get kiss.
[Dot and Taz kiss. Taz slobbers her. magic appears offscreen. He spits her out]
Eugh! Do not go in there!
I am, but I'm not so sure about him.
PPrince
[now a prince again] Wow, am I ever cute!
GGirls
[appear] My! He's dreamy! Oh, my! He's so very handsome! My!
No way! I'm the only who's supposed to be cute on this show! [walks up to the Prince and kiss him]
[The Prince turns back into Taz]
GGirls
Eeeeeeeeeagh!!!! [run away]
TTaz
OOOOOUUUAAAAGHDOOOUUAGHHHBLAGHBLIHGHTSFZABDHBTSPBPBPBPTHTHTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's it! That's the funny thing!
[The Warners laugh. Taz face palms himself. Fade to outside The Prince's castle]
Certain is what we are, of what you'll like the least,
Snails on your lawn, songs that go on and on,
Cutie and the Beast!
Snails on your lawn, songs that go on and on,
Cutie and the Beast!