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“Players” quotes from Angel

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“Players” · Season 4

In this episode: Charles Gunn (3), Lorne (3), Puppet Angel (1), Wesley Wyndam-Pryce (1), Fred (1), Gwen Raiden (1)

Wha...? Put me on the short bus, and send me off to clueless school. A mystical pregnancy right under my beak and not even a tingle. Huh.

No. They were bound to skulk off to neutral corners.

Two vampires hook up and for the only time in vamp history, have a kid-our boy, Connor. Then Connor grows up, knocks it out with Cordelia, a part-demon former higher being, and quick as you can say "Easy-Bake Oven" there's a gigantic bun in hers. I don't think we were too harsh.

Yeah, well, that was before my spell went all flop-a-palooza.

Having two part-demon parents might could explain the whoosh factor.

Not gonna be long before whoosh turns into pop.

Speaking of pop, don't you think our re-ensouled leader should be a part of this little confab?

(stepping out of his office) Easy-bake. Flop-a-palooza. Whoosh, pop. [to Wesley] I don't skulk.

[Alarm goes off]

Uh, what... seems to be the problem?

SGSecurity guard

The electronic imprints on your invitations have been altered.

I can explain that. I was struck by lightning. [off everyone else's looks] Really. [hisses at Gunn] See how my life sucks?

Has Cordy been a bad, bad girl? (looks into the Magic 8-Ball for the answer)

M8Magic 8-Ball

Definitely.

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