[The team is at Caritas, a karaoke bar favored by demons.]
Okay, what I want to know is, how'd I live in L.A. all my life and not notice weird-ass stuff was going on?
Oh, the ass is even weirder than you think!
“Guise Will Be Guise” · Season 2
In this episode: Wesley Wyndam-Pryce (9), Cordelia Chase (9), Puppet Angel (8), Charles Gunn (6), Virginia Bryce (2), Cordy (1)
Release her, or die.
Don't I say that?
Were you in Virginia?
That's beside the point.
[spins in Angel's chair] Hey, look at me, I'm Angel!
He doesn't generally spin that much.
Right. This is Angel.
CACordelia [as Angel]
Oh, no, I can't do anything fun tonight. I have to count my past sins, then alphabetize them. Oh, by the way, I'm thinking of snapping on Friday.
There's no Wyndam-Pryce agency...
What are you doing?
Oh, knocking things over, driving away business ... you know, the usual.
Well, I found him and we have to stop him before it's too late, we have to change our ... Do you have any clothes a man would wear?
[pushes "open" button] They have vampire detectors!
We know, it's cool. He's got a plan.
A plan?
Yeah. [pushes a floor button] I get to the offices before they stop me.
See? [whips his head around to stare at Angel] What? That's the plan? Walkin' real quick was "the plan"?
[pushes open] Angel, this is crazy. Listen to yourself. You're all insane and angry and [Angel pushes up] insane! You need help!
I'm not insane and I'm not angry.
[Cordelia pushes open, and this time there is a security guard there, triggering the stake concealed in his nightstick. Angel grabs a hold of it and stabs him through the foot with it.]
Euugh!
Man, that's nasty.
Maybe I'm a little angry.
"Maybe"?!
[The team is at Caritas, a karaoke bar favored by demons.]
Okay, what I want to know is, how'd I live in L.A. all my life and not notice weird-ass stuff was going on?
Oh, the ass is even weirder than you think!
The Host, the fellow talking to Angel over there? He helps demons, reads their souls, senses their futures...
Yes, but he can only do it when they sing Karaoke.
Wait, are you sayin' ... Is he gonna sing? Oh, God, is Angel gonna sing?
We're going, I don't have to sing.
Oh, thank God! [Angel stares at her.] I-I mean, for your sake, because I know you don't like to do that.
Uh huh.
You gonna fight me?
Let's go shopping.
What? Now? It's the middle of the night! Wouldn't you rather wait till morning - when I can't reasonably leave the house. Yes, as your bodyguard I insist we go at once. [to Bryce] We're going shopping.
At gunpoint?
Yes! The point of a gun! He just walked Wesley right out of here. And this whole "I'm Angel" thing is a very, very bad idea. I mean, if I thought that would work, I could've been Angel, because, guess what? Pretty much a girly name.
Angel, Gunn, what happened?
He got hit.
By who? The swami? Swamies don't hit. Swamies swam.
Why is Wesley wearing my coat?
We have to go. Angel you take Gunn, go to the front of the house. Cordelia, we'll to to the back.
[As he is about to walk past Angel puts out a hand to stop him.]
Wesley?
Oh, right. I'm sorry, you know this sort of thing best. How should we proceed?
Uhm ... well, Gunn and I could - take the back?
Very good. Lets go.
Uh, Wesley, can I get my coat back?
She's impure? She-she's not a virgin? [Starts towards Wesley] You...
Woah! That's what "impure" meant?
She slept with him?
You were supposed to be Angel. This wouldn't have happened. That's why I hired him. He's a eunuch.
You slept with her?
A eunuch?
Things happen. Two young people, danger...
What are you talking about?
She was a virgin before you got here.
I was not a virgin!
What?
Oh, thank goodness.
I could have told you she was no virgin.
Not a eunuch.
One day as Angel! One day, and he's getting some.
What? How could you. I kept you away from all men!
The curse isn't even all that clear.
Daddy, you remember that chauffeur from when I was 16? And the one at 18? I haven't been a virgin for a very long time. I even dated Rick.
[Bryce turns to look at one of the robed guards, who hurriedly and quietly makes his way from the room.]
Ginny, don't do this! Don't make me angry!
Right. Because then you might do something bad. You were going to kill me! [She punches Bryce, knocking him to the ground.] You are not my father anymore.
Not a eunuch.
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