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“Fredless” quotes from Angel

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“Fredless” · Season 3

In this episode: Puppet Angel (4), Cordelia Chase (4), Charles Gunn (4), Wesley Wyndam-Pryce (2), Fred (2), Cordy (1)

Lemme break it down for you, Fred.

CACordy [as Buffy]

Oh, Angel, I know that I am a Slayer, and you're a vampire and it would be impossible for us to be together, but--

WAWesley [as Angel]

But... my gypsy curse sometimes prevents me from seeing the truth. Oh, Buffy...

CACordy [as Buffy]

Yes, Angel?

WAWesley [as Angel]

I love you so much, I almost forgot to brood.

CACordy [as Buffy]

And just because I sent you to Hell that one time doesn't mean that we can't just be friends.

WAWesley [as Angel]

Or possibly more?

CACordy [as Buffy]

Gasp! No! We mustn't!

WAWesley [as Angel]

Kiss me!

CACordy [as Buffy]

Bite me!

[entering] How 'bout you both bite me?

You're back!

How'd it go?

I think those two pretty much summed it up.

(on Fred's invention) God, I really wish she wouldn't leave her toys laying around.

Ooh, pretty wicked looking toy.

I'll say. It almost looks like a spring-loaded decapitation device.

Or it makes toast. With her you never know.

BMr. Burkle

And to think, we were wondering when to call the police on a bunch of superheroes.

Oh, I'm not really a hero.

More like a blood-sucking fiend.

BMr. Burkle

Well frankly, Angel, I don't care if you drink pig's blood, cow's blood, or those froofy little imported beers. You saved my little girl.

Well, I wouldn't have had to if she hadn't gone all Amazonian and whacked that thing with a golf club.

BMr. Burkle

Well, I'll tell you. I haven't seen a stroke like that since Nicklaus took on Gary Player in the '63 - -

ABAngel and Mr. Burkle

Bob Hope Desert Classic (laugh together like old friends)

(after Fred's invention launches an axe through the Durslar beast's head) So. Not a toaster.

Fred can barely tie her shoes without Mr. 'oh, you're my big, fat hero!' around.

[quietly] You think I'm fat?

[Looks at the walls] Are you gonna remember everything that's up there?

Well, sure. It's a story. Once upon a time, there was a girl who lived all alone in a horrible cave - so far from home it made her chest hurt. And every day in that horrible cave, the girl tried to figure out a way to escape. None of her plans ever succeeded, of course, and she'd almost given up hopin' - when one day, just like in a fairy tale - a handsome man rode up on a horse and saved her, and took her back to his castle. Now you'd think that was the end, wouldn'tcha? Dumb old fairy tales and their happily ever afters. But see, the minute they got back to the castle, the handsome man went away again. And even though she didn't mean to - didn't want to - high up in that castle the girl just built herself another cave. Hoping he would save her again. [Looks at Angel] But you can't save me this time. Can you?

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