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Puppet Angel quotes from Angel

Played by Drew Massey · 375 quotes · page 18 of 25

Puppet Angel

Played by Drew Massey

Angel · 793 quotes

Most-quoted character in Angel: in 375 of its 793 quotes
Most scenes with: Cordelia Chase (93), Wesley Wyndam-Pryce (90), Charles Gunn (53)

Scenes with Puppet Angel 343

Angel

Sit down.

You're too weak to take me.

Angel

You really think that?

[Connor looks at Angel for another moment, then turns, picks up the chair, slams it down on the floor, and sits facing Angel. Gunn begins to stir and sit up. Angel lowers himself into a chair across from Connor with a slight sigh.]

Angel

So, how was your summer? Mine was fun. Saw some fish, went mad with hunger, hallucinated a whole bunch.

Connor: You deserved worse.

Angel

Because I killed Holtz, except I didn't. I tried telling you that while you were busy offshore dumping me, but I didn't know the whole score. Holtz killed himself. Actually he had your buddy Justine do it with an ice pick. Just to make you hate me.

Connor: Even if, you still deserved it.

Angel

What I deserve is open to debate. But understand there is a difference between wishing vengeance on someone and taking it. So now the questions becomes: what do you deserve?

[Connor suddenly umps up from his chair and runs for the door, but Angel intercepts him, tossing him against the wall.]

Angel

Daddy's not finished talking.

[He crouches down next to where Connor sits, scrunched up against the wall.]

Angel

Wesley told me everything that's been going on. So, as far as I'm concerned what you deserve rests on one answer: [Angel leans in closer.] Did you do something to Cordelia?

No.

He's lying.

No, I'm not!

No way she just happened to disappear the same night.

I'm telling the truth, okay?

Angel

I know. You've done enough lying for me to know the difference. The truth has a better sound to it, less nasal, you know? Get up. [Connor stands up.] I can tell. What you did to me... was unbelievable, Connor. But then, I got stuck in a hell dimension by my girlfriend one time for a hundred years, so three months under the ocean actually gave me perspective. Kind of a M. C. Esher perspective -- but I did get time to think. About us, about the world. Nothing in the world is the way it ought to be. It's harsh, and cruel. But that's why there's us. Champions. It doesn't matter where we come from, what we've done or suffered, or even if we make a difference. We live as though the world were as it should be, to show it what it can be. You're not a part of that yet. I hope you will be. I love you, Connor. Now get out of my house.

[Angel sways on his feet then leans against the wall. Fed and Gunn run over to him.]

Angel!

Angel

All that talking really takes it out of you.

You need rest.

Angel

I need Cordy, now. Wherever she is, whatever she's going through, we have to find her. [panning out to the sky]

[glowing among other higher beings] God, I am so bored.

Look, Angel, I know you've been out of the loop for a while, but I'm still evil. I don't do errands. Unless they're evil errands.

Angel

I think you'll do this one.

Why? What's in it for me?

Angel

Just this once, I'll ignore the fact that you're within 50 yards of my son. Just this once.

Angel

Tell me you're not here for the Axis.

I'm not here for the Axis.

Angel

You're lying.

I'm fibbing. It's lying, only classier.

[Lorne is the headline act at a Las Vegas casino.]

Nobody seems to be bothered by the fact that he's a demon.

They must think it's all makeup, like the Blue Man Group. You don't think... the Blue Man Group...

Angel

Only two of them.

Was I a nun?

Angel

A what?

Were we not a happy family because I was a nun? [reaches over to a box next to her] I was going through my stuff [grabs a handful of rosaries] and I found all these—

[Cordelia puts numerous rosaries adorned with crucifixes in Angel's hands, causing him to vamp out uncontrollably.]

Angel

What if Wolfram and Hart came back? What if there were hundreds of those things? What if this is the way it starts? I mean, the slouching and the Bethlehem. And they've taken her because of what she knows—even if she can't remember she knows it.

Have you been caffeinating your blood again, or is there something you're not telling us?

I'm between Ed Whitten and Brian Greene!

[Angel and Gunn look bemused]

Think Nomar Garciaparra and Sammy Sosa.

[Gunn whistles]

Angel

Looks like Fred skipped the Minors and went straight to the show...

You know Angel, coming from you, idle threats are so, well, idle.

Angel

You remember when I ripped your car in half?

Yeah, yeah. Hulk smash.

[Wesley and Gunn are wrestling.]

[to Angel] Are you going to stop this?

Angel

High time the English got what's coming to 'em. I'm rooting for the slave!

[walks up to angel] So, we've heard from the socially handi-capable. What's your story?

Angel

Mad [stands] You're all mad. These clothes. Your speech. This place. What land is this?

What land is it supposed to be?

Yes, where do you hail from, friend?

Angel

I'm not your friend, you English pig. We never wanted you in Ireland. We don't want you now.

....

Well, what's your name?

Angel

Liam [concerned, holds his throat again]

Great. We've all got names. [walks toward the door] Bye, now.

Angel

[hears the radio, and goes in the room to investigate] Minstrels.

[Angel pokes at the radio with his sword, looking at the box with interest. Cordelia presses the power button.]

Angel

How did—? You stopped the tiny men from singing.

You really are far from home, aren't you?

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