Gwen Raiden quotes from Angel

Gwen

Jeez. Where were you when they taught stealth in superpower school?

Lilah

Everything's in there?

Gwen

Right down to the baby that wasn't supposed to be born.

Lilah

How do you know about that?

Gwen

I'm Files and Records. It's my job.

Lilah

(flabbergasted) That whole thing is Angel's file?

Gwen

Just the first 35 cabinets.

Lilah

Right. Does China Palace deliver down here?

Angel

Who are you?

Gwen

Who are you?

Angel

I asked you first.

Gwen

What are you, seven?

Angel

Tell me you're not here for the Axis.

Gwen

I'm not here for the Axis.

Angel

You're lying.

Gwen

I'm fibbing. It's lying, only classier.

Gwen

Demon, okay? The whole nine: cloven feet and horns and teeth and... he wasn't wearing lamé, though.

Lorne

Yeah, the evil ones can't pull it off. It gets camp.

Gunn

Uh, what... seems to be the problem?

The electronic imprints on your invitations have been altered.

Gwen

I can explain that. I was struck by lightning. [off everyone else's looks] Really. [hisses at Gunn] See how my life sucks?