Cordelia [seeing Angel for the first time]: Hello, salty goodness! (see Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
“Spin the Bottle” · Season 4
In this episode: Cordelia Chase (7), Puppet Angel (6), Wesley Wyndam-Pryce (6), Charles Gunn (5), Lorne (1), Connor (1)
[Gunn tries to understand the grim changes in Wesley.]
What happened to you, man?
I had my throat cut and all my friends abandoned me.
Perhaps the whole point of this experiment is hair!
I vote he's not in charge.
[Wesley and Gunn are wrestling.]
[to Angel] Are you going to stop this?
High time the English got what's coming to 'em. I'm rooting for the slave!
The cross obviously doesn't affect me, or our friend the pugilist.
Oh, your ass better pray I don't look that word up.
Cordelia? Were we in love?
We were.
OK. What the hell is goin' on here?
What's your name?
I'm Cordelia Chase, dumbass. And if this is some sort of sophomore hazing prank where I get doped up and left with a bunch of proto-losers, then my parents are gonna be suing the entire population of Sunnydale. Comprendez?
[walks up to angel] So, we've heard from the socially handi-capable. What's your story?
Mad [stands] You're all mad. These clothes. Your speech. This place. What land is this?
What land is it supposed to be?
Yes, where do you hail from, friend?
I'm not your friend, you English pig. We never wanted you in Ireland. We don't want you now.
....
Well, what's your name?
Liam [concerned, holds his throat again]
Great. We've all got names. [walks toward the door] Bye, now.
In the meanwhile, guess what I'm doing for fun.
[Cut to Wesley duct-taping Lorne to the lobby bench while Gunn and Cordelia look on.]
I say we cut his head off.
He may have information we need. When he wakes up—
When he wakes up, we don't even know if this tape is gonna hold him. I say we cut his damn head off.
Thank you very much, Marie Antionette.
What'd you call me?
Hey! Hey, you two want to stop the homo-erotic buddy cop session long enough to explain this?
[hears the radio, and goes in the room to investigate] Minstrels.
[Angel pokes at the radio with his sword, looking at the box with interest. Cordelia presses the power button.]
How did—? You stopped the tiny men from singing.
You really are far from home, aren't you?
I'm invisible.
No you're not.
You happy now?
I didn't ask for this. I didn't ask to be attacked. I didn't ask to be a freak. Hell, I didn't even ask to be born.
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