American Dad! · Season 2, Episode 5
“Dungeons and Wagons” · Season 2, Episode 5
In this episode: Klaus (3), Roger (2), Steve Smith (2), Stan Smith (1), Francine Smith (1), Hayley Smith (1)
[Steve is playing Dragonscuffle while Klaus is watching]
Please, let me play!
I don't think you're ready yet.
Not ready? I've been watching you for four years!
Night time. [covers his bowl with a cloth]
I'm not a parrot. That trick won't work on- [snores]
When you're locked in a cadillac sinking to the bottom of the ocean, you either learn about cars or you die.
I was so sick of Jeff, and now I can't stop thinking about him. I have to figure out a way to win him back from my stupid brother.
Your brother is not the problem. The problem is Agathor. Kill him and you'll get Jeff back.
Oh, my God! You know how to kill him?
The question isn't can I kill him. The question is: Do you like me?
Not really.
[disappointed] Oh. Anyway, I know how to defeat Steve.
[angry] Son of a bitch!!!!
(after Hayley kills off Steve's character in the video game)
That felt good. And I almost died of autoerotic asphyxiation, so I know from good.
(As Roger is getting beaten by a convenience store clerk)
I can't believe this turns some people on!
I feel like we're in a rut.
A good rut, like 200 years of democracy or a bad rut, like UNICEF?
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